Scorpio · by personality
Gravity Falls · Greasy's Diner
Lazy Susan: zodiac sign and birth chart
Lazy Susan has no canon birthday. Gravity Falls never gives her one. Read from her personality, she's a Scorpio: the waitress at Greasy's Diner with the drooping eye, a coffee pot and a calm face that hides a lot. Five Scorpio placements make her the quiet one who knows everyone's order and everyone's business.
- SunScorpio
- MoonCancer
- RisingScorpio
- MercuryScorpio
- VenusScorpio
- MarsScorpio
SourceNo canon birthday: the series never gives Susan a date. The chart is NEBO's take, read from her personality.
Birth chart
Susan's chart at a glance
No canon birthday, so this is NEBO's take, read from her character.
- Fire0
- Earth0
- Air0
- Water6
- Mostly water. 6 of her 6 placements are water signs.
- About 1 in 10 birthdays get Susan in the app's Gravity Falls world.
- Other Scorpios here: Robbie Valentino and Melody.
NEBO's take
No birthday in canon. Her personality says Scorpio.
We ran Susan through the same model that matches people to characters in the app, and looked at which chart gets her most often. It reads her as water through and through: warm on the surface, private underneath.
Canon
No canon birthdayNever given in the showNEBO's take
Scorpio SunRead from her personality- Sun
CanonNot in canonNEBO's takeScorpio
Scorpio keeps secrets. Susan hears the whole town's gossip over coffee and doesn't repeat any of it.
- Moon
CanonNot in canonNEBO's takeCancer
Cancer Moon needs a home. She keeps several cats, including Donald, Sandy and Mr. Cat-Face.
- Rising
CanonNo birth timeNEBO's takeScorpio
No birth time in canon. First impression: a warm smile, a pot of coffee and one eye that never quite stays open.
- Mercury
CanonNot in canonNEBO's takeScorpio
Scorpio Mercury is blunt in her own way. In "Summerween" she's scatterbrained but still sees more than she says.
- Venus
CanonNot in canonNEBO's takeScorpio
Scorpio Venus doesn't forget. Stan wins her over with Mabel's help, and then she leaves him repeated voicemails he never answers.
- Mars
CanonNot in canonNEBO's takeScorpio
Scorpio Mars is persistent. She loves fixing things and keeps trying even when she isn't good at it.
What canon does give: a friendly waitress who is part of the furniture of the town. A Scorpio answer is someone who has seen everything and kept it to herself.
How she shows up
Why she's like this
Scorpio is the sign of depth, memory and keeping secrets. Susan hits all of it, in scenes fans know by heart.
CoreScorpio Sun
The crush Stan can't win alone
Mabel tries to get Stan to impress Susan, the waitress at Greasy's Diner, and the grumpy old con man gets nervous.
Season 1, "Dipper vs. Manliness"
FeelingsCancer Moon
A house full of cats
Susan owns several cats, and their names are Donald, Sandy and Mr. Cat-Face.
Gravity Falls, recurring
LoveVenus in Scorpio
The unanswered voicemails
After Stan wins her over with Mabel's help, Susan leaves him voicemail after voicemail. He never answers.
Season 1, "Dipper vs. Manliness" and after
MindMercury in Scorpio
Scatterbrained on the surface
She comes across as scatterbrained in the Summerween episode, but she stays friendly to everyone.
Season 1, "Summerween"
In a fightMars in Scorpio
The eye with a story
Her drooping eye turns out to have been hurt by one of Ford's inventions.
Season 2, "A Tale of Two Stans" · spoiler
Your turn
Which Gravity Falls character are you?
Pick your birthday. Your Sun sign gives a first answer right here, then the app reads your whole chart.
Aries girls get Tambry most often. Aries guys get Grunkle Stan.
You and Susan: Signs that speak different languages. Curious mix.
Taurus girls get Wendy Corduroy most often. Taurus guys get Stanford Pines (Ford).
You and Susan: Opposite signs. You see each other's blind spot.
Gemini girls get Tambry most often. Gemini guys get Stanford Pines (Ford).
You and Susan: Signs that speak different languages. Curious mix.
Cancer girls get Melody most often. Cancer guys get Stanford Pines (Ford).
You and Susan: Same element, water. Easy chemistry, same pace.
Leo girls get Wendy Corduroy most often. Leo guys get Stanford Pines (Ford).
You and Susan: Signs at a right angle. Friction, the useful kind.
Virgo girls get Wendy Corduroy most often. Virgo guys get Stanford Pines (Ford).
You and Susan: Signs that cheer each other on. Good team.
Libra girls get Shandra Jimenez most often. Libra guys get Grunkle Stan.
You and Susan: Next-door signs. Different instincts, lots to learn.
Scorpio girls get Lazy Susan most often. Scorpio guys get Soos.
You and Susan: Same sign. You'd get each other without trying.
Sagittarius girls get Tambry most often. Sagittarius guys get Bill Cipher.
You and Susan: Next-door signs. Different instincts, lots to learn.
Capricorn girls get Lazy Susan most often. Capricorn guys get Manly Dan.
You and Susan: Signs that cheer each other on. Good team.
Aquarius girls get Shandra Jimenez most often. Aquarius guys get Stanford Pines (Ford).
You and Susan: Signs at a right angle. Friction, the useful kind.
Pisces girls get Melody most often. Pisces guys get Soos.
You and Susan: Same element, water. Easy chemistry, same pace.
That's your Sun sign talking. The app reads your Moon, Venus, Mars and the rest, and the answer can change.
Get my real Gravity Falls character→Chemistry
Who Susan clicks with, and who she clashes with
Read from the charts on their pages. The plot may disagree.
Clicks with
- MelodyCancer Moon+Pisces MoonMoons in the same element: they calm down the same way, no translation needed.
- AbuelitaScorpio Sun+Cancer SunSuns in the same element: they want the same things and go after them the same way.
- SoosVenus in Scorpio+Mars in PiscesVenus and Mars in step: the spark is real, friends or more.
Pick a side
Are you more Susan or Dipper?
Your birthday settles it. The app reads your whole chart and tells you who you really get.
Similar charts
Who else has Susan's chart
Famous Scorpios with her placements
Their charts line up with NEBO's take on Susan. A chart match only: none of them is connected to this page.
Frank OceanScorpio Sun · Mercury in Scorpio, Venus in Scorpio.jpg)
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DrakeScorpio Sun · Cancer Moon, Mercury in Scorpio, Venus in Scorpio%2520(cropped).jpg)
SZAScorpio Sun · Mercury in Scorpio, Mars in Scorpio
Lee KnowScorpio Sun · Mercury in Scorpio, Venus in Scorpio
Joaquin PhoenixScorpio Sun · Venus in Scorpio, Mars in Scorpio
Characters like her in other worlds
Same chart pattern in our model, different universe.
Gravity Falls
Characters like Susan
Closest charts first: shared signs, same elements.
Which Gravity Falls character are you?
Add your birthday and the app finds your Gravity Falls character, your spot at the Mystery Shack and how close you are to Susan.
Are you Susan? Find your character→Questions
Susan's zodiac sign: what people ask
What zodiac sign is Lazy Susan?
Canon never says. The show gives Susan no birthday. By personality, NEBO's take is Scorpio.
When is Susan's birthday?
It isn't given anywhere in canon. Any date you see online doesn't come from the show.
Is Susan a Scorpio?
By personality, yes: warm, watchful and private. It's NEBO's take, not canon, because no birthday exists.
What is Susan's birth chart?
NEBO's take: Sun, Rising, Mercury, Venus and Mars in Scorpio, Moon in Cancer. Read from her personality, not from a canon date.
What element is Susan?
Water. Scorpio is a water sign, and 6 of her 6 placements are water too.
Who is Susan most compatible with?
By chart, Melody, Abuelita and Soos. Cancer Moon and Pisces Moon: they calm down the same way, no translation needed.
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