Wednesday · born January 12, 1964 · Sun 21° Capricorn

Which Wednesday Character Is Jeff Bezos?

NEBO reads Jeff Bezos’s public birth date as Mars in Capricorn, Venus in Aquarius and a Moon in Sagittarius or Capricorn, depending on the hour, and in Wednesday that combination lands Lurch.

Lurch

The Addamses’ giant butler: you stay silent, keep the mansion running and say more with one “You rang?” than others do in an hour.

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Stamina carries Lurch here

Stamina is most of this result: 2.50 of the 3.75 profile points Lurch collects on this chart (10/10, 12th of 750, built on earth and Saturn in its home sign). The rest of Lurch’s score comes from strength (1.25). Lurch’s other line, silence, scores nothing here.

Mars in Capricorn, shared with Lurch

  1. Sun: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Capricorn2.0×
  2. Moon: Lurch Leo, this chart Sagittarius or Capricorn
  3. Mercury: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Capricorn1.7×
  4. Venus: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Aquarius1.3×
  5. Mars: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Capricorn2.7×

Same Mars as NEBO’s Lurch chart: Capricorn. Capricorn Mars is endurance. When Wednesday collapses at the Founder's Pyre, it is Lurch who carries her out.

Lurch has Venus in Capricorn, this chart Aquarius. Ready when called (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): At the school gates Morticia turns to him: "Lurch, the crystal ball, please." He's the one she calls on for her last gift to Wednesday.

Wants the credit (Season 2, Episode 6, "Woe Thyself"): He serves the family a roadkill pot pie. Gomez praises it, "Bravo, Lurch. You have outdone yourself," and Lurch growls with pleasure.

Lurch, Wednesday or someone else: who do you land?

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Capricorn Mars and Capricorn Sun point at Lurch

810 of the 12,000 test charts landed Lurch, 6.8%. Among those Lurch charts Mars in Capricorn (grinds until it’s done) turns up at 2.7× the normal rate and Sun in Capricorn (plays the long game) at 2.0×, and this chart has both. That Capricorn Mars is also the single strongest magnet Lurch has (2.7×).

Wednesday finished 0.24 back

Wednesday pushed it close, 3.72 against Lurch’s 3.96. The split: Lurch collects 2.50 on stamina, and Wednesday answers with intellect at 1.50. Sheriff Galpin sits 0.19 behind that at 71%. Grandmama Hester Frump topped the raw number at 6.08 against Lurch’s 3.96, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.

Wednesday Addams, for the record: Capricorn Venus gives loyalty on terms. Thing gets two options: locked in her room for the semester, or pledge "undying loyalty" to her.

And Sheriff Galpin: Jericho’s sheriff, who doesn’t trust Outcasts. Stubborn, blunt and tired, but in the end able to admit the truth.

  1. Lurch76%
  2. Wednesday Addams73%
  3. Sheriff Galpin71%
  4. Yoko Tanaka69%

32nd of 61 on the Lurch list

Jeff Bezos is 32nd of the 61 famous charts that land Lurch, with 3.96 points: LeBron James is just above at 4.03, Bo Burnham just below at 3.96. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Mac Miller (19 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Sheriff Galpin.

Earth: 15th of 750 famous charts

Earth at 71% of the chart ranks 15th of the 750 famous charts NEBO tracks; Mars on the last degree of its sign: 19 of 750 famous charts have it. Rare charts also get an item in Wednesday, and next to Lurch this one gets Fencing Rapier.

Lurch’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family

On chart alone the outcast gift reads Vampire, but Lurch’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.

  • Home base: Addams Mansion

Jeff Bezos in other fandoms

Wednesday ranks 10th of Jeff Bezos’s 15 fandom results: President Snow in The Hunger Games tops the list at 92%, Jason Grace in Percy Jackson closes it at 68%.

More about Jeff Bezos

Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Jeff Bezos as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

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