Wednesday · born May 13, 1986 · Sun 22° Taurus
Which Wednesday Character Is Robert Pattinson?
NEBO reads Robert Pattinson’s public birth date as Mars in Capricorn, Venus in Gemini and Moon in Cancer, and in Wednesday that combination lands Lurch.
The Addamses’ giant butler: you stay silent, keep the mansion running and say more with one “You rang?” than others do in an hour.
The job is whatever gets handed down
As Ephraim Winslow in The Lighthouse (2019), Pattinson hauls kerosene tanks up the stairs, handles the waste pots and repaints the place for an older keeper. Lurch would call that a normal Tuesday at the Addams house. Morticia says the car is packed, and of course it is. The chart puts Mars in Capricorn for both.
3 lines add up to Lurch
Points spread across Lurch’s profile: stamina 1.75, strength 1.50 and silence 0.70. Stamina reads 7/10, 126th of 750, built on earth and Mars in earth; strength reads 6/10, 232nd of 750, built on an exalted Mars and the fixed signs.
Capricorn Mars: the placement that leans Lurch
Only Mars leans the way Lurch’s crowd does: Mars in Capricorn, 2.7× the normal rate in those 810 charts. Astrology’s shorthand for Mars there: grinds until it’s done. That Capricorn Mars is also the single strongest magnet Lurch has (2.7×). Moon in Cancer, at 0.4×, argues against Lurch.
Lurch, Eugene or someone else: who do you land?
Mars in Capricorn, shared with Lurch
- Sun: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Taurus1.1×
- Moon: Lurch Leo, this chart Cancer0.4×
- Mercury: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Taurus0.9×
- Venus: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Gemini0.5×
- Mars: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Capricorn2.7×
Same Mars as NEBO’s Lurch chart: Capricorn. Carries the load (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): He drives the family to Nevermore, huge and silent behind the wheel of the hearse-black car, while the Addamses argue in the back.
Lurch has Sun in Sagittarius, this chart Taurus. Sagittarius says it plainly. When Gomez is relaxing with a nightcap, Lurch bursts in growling, and nobody has to ask what he thinks.
Lurch has Mercury in Sagittarius, this chart Taurus. Sagittarius Mercury doesn't dress things up. Wednesday asks him to remind her parents she isn't speaking to them, and he answers with one grunt.
Why Eugene lost to Lurch
Eugene was next, with a real gap: 4.16 to 3.56. The split: Lurch collects 1.75 on stamina, and Eugene answers with loyalty to your people at 2.00. Grandmama Hester Frump sits 0.03 behind that at 75%.
Eugene Ottinger, for the record: A Nevermore student who can control bees and the one and only member of the beekeeping club, the Hummers.
And Grandmama Hester Frump: Fans saw in her where the Addamses got their haughty theatrics from.
- Lurch85%
- Eugene Ottinger76%
- Grandmama Hester Frump75%
- Pugsley Addams74%
30th of 61 on the Lurch list
Robert Pattinson is 30th of the 61 famous charts that land Lurch, dead level with René Descartes on 4.16 points. Baekhyun leads at 5.41. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Kehlani (18 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Yoko Tanaka.
Venus opposite Uranus: 12 of 750
Venus opposite Uranus, about 1° off exact, turns up in 12 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as taste that keeps changing the rules; a T-square with Jupiter at the apex: 13 of 750 famous charts have it.
Lurch’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family
On chart alone the outcast gift reads Vampire, but Lurch’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.
- Home base: Addams Mansion
Robert Pattinson in other fandoms
Wednesday ranks 2nd of Robert Pattinson’s 15 fandom results: Lucario in Pokémon tops the list at 85%, Roronoa Zoro in One Piece closes it at 61%.
More about Robert Pattinson
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Robert Pattinson as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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