Wednesday · born December 30, 1984 · Sun 9° Capricorn

Which Wednesday Character Is LeBron James?

NEBO reads LeBron James’s public birth date as Mars in Pisces, Venus in Aquarius and Moon in Aries, and in Wednesday that combination lands Lurch.

Lurch

The lesson here: Loyalty doesn’t need words. Showing up every time is a language too.

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3 lines add up to Lurch

Points spread across Lurch’s profile: strength 1.75, stamina 1.25 and silence 0.70. Strength reads 7/10, 116th of 750, built on fire and a Mars-Pluto aspect; stamina reads 5/10, 491st of 750, built on earth.

Sagittarius Mercury and Capricorn Sun point at Lurch

810 of the 12,000 test charts landed Lurch, 6.8%. Among those Lurch charts Mercury in Sagittarius (blunt and allergic to fine print) turns up at 2.5× the normal rate and Sun in Capricorn (plays the long game) at 2.0×, and this chart has both. Lurch’s strongest magnet is Capricorn Mars at 2.7×, and this chart has Pisces there.

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Mercury in Sagittarius, shared with Lurch

  1. Sun: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Capricorn2.0×
  2. Moon: Lurch Leo, this chart Aries1.3×
  3. Mercury: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Sagittarius2.5×
  4. Venus: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Aquarius1.3×
  5. Mars: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Pisces0.9×

Same Mercury as NEBO’s Lurch chart: Sagittarius. Answers in one grunt (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): In the car to Nevermore Wednesday says, "Lurch, please remind my parents that I'm no longer speaking to them." Lurch grunts.

Lurch has Moon in Leo, this chart Aries: both fire. Wants the credit (Season 2, Episode 6, "Woe Thyself"): He serves the family a roadkill pot pie. Gomez praises it, "Bravo, Lurch. You have outdone yourself," and Lurch growls with pleasure.

Lurch has Venus in Capricorn, this chart Aquarius. Ready when called (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): At the school gates Morticia turns to him: "Lurch, the crystal ball, please." He's the one she calls on for her last gift to Wednesday.

Why Tyler lost to Lurch

Tyler was next, with a real gap: 4.03 to 3.62. The split: Lurch collects 1.75 on strength, and Tyler answers with charisma at 1.75. Larissa Weems sits 0.01 behind that at 76%. Grandmama Hester Frump topped the raw number at 5.20 against Lurch’s 4.03, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.

Tyler Galpin, for the record: The sweet guy from the café, the sheriff’s son. Behind his warm smile hides a secret that changes everything.

Larissa Weems’s signature move: Shapeshifting - Weems takes on anyone’s look and voice to get the truth in places no one else could get into.

  1. Lurch82%
  2. Tyler Galpin76%
  3. Larissa Weems76%
  4. Gomez Addams69%

31st of 61 on the Lurch list

LeBron James is 31st of the 61 famous charts that land Lurch, with 4.03 points: Robert Pattinson is just above at 4.16, Jeff Bezos just below at 3.96. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Sophia Laforteza (17 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Larissa Weems.

3 planets stacked in Capricorn: 78 of 750

3 planets stacked in Capricorn: 78 of 750 famous charts have it; a bowl chart, every planet in one half: 129 of 750 famous charts have it.

Lurch’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family

On chart alone the outcast gift reads Siren, but Lurch’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.

  • Home base: Addams Mansion

LeBron James in other fandoms

Wednesday ranks 7th of LeBron James’s 15 fandom results: Ethan Nakamura in Percy Jackson tops the list at 97%, Jinu in KPop Demon Hunters closes it at 59%.

More about LeBron James

Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about LeBron James as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

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