Stranger Things · born January 12, 1964 · Sun 21° Capricorn

Which Stranger Things Character Is Jeff Bezos?

NEBO reads Jeff Bezos’s public birth date as Mars in Capricorn, Venus in Aquarius and a Moon in Sagittarius or Capricorn, depending on the hour, and in Stranger Things that combination lands Dr. Brenner.

Dr. Brenner

Signature move: Total control - Brenner keeps everything under surveillance, with every test and every reaction planned out.

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Control carries Dr. Brenner here

Control is most of this result: 2.25 of the 2.95 profile points Dr. Brenner collects on this chart. The rest of Dr. Brenner’s score comes from a strong Saturn (0.70). One of Dr. Brenner’s darker lines also scored: fictional villain math, no claim about Jeff Bezos.

Capricorn Sun and Capricorn Mercury point at Dr. Brenner

625 of the 12,000 test charts landed Dr. Brenner, 5.2%. Among those Dr. Brenner charts Sun in Capricorn (plays the long game) turns up at 1.6× the normal rate and Mercury in Capricorn (says less and means it) at 1.6×, and this chart has both. Dr. Brenner’s strongest magnet is Taurus Sun at 1.7×, and this chart has Capricorn there.

Dr. Brenner, Nancy or someone else: who do you land?

Mercury in Capricorn, shared with Dr. Brenner

  1. Sun: Dr. Brenner Taurus, this chart Capricorn1.6×
  2. Moon: Dr. Brenner Taurus, this chart Sagittarius or Capricorn
  3. Mercury: Dr. Brenner Capricorn, this chart Capricorn1.6×
  4. Venus: Dr. Brenner Virgo, this chart Aquarius1.0×
  5. Mars: Dr. Brenner Gemini, this chart Capricorn0.8×

Same Mercury as NEBO’s Dr. Brenner chart: Capricorn. Capricorn Mercury is calm and exact. He talks gently while giving orders no kid dares refuse.

Dr. Brenner has Mars in Gemini, this chart Capricorn. Gemini Mars works through words and tests. He has Eleven reach into the Upside Down on his command, and that is how the door opens.

Dr. Brenner has Sun in Taurus, this chart Capricorn: both earth. Taurus digs in. Brenner keeps the lab on one method for years, and the kids who grow up in it call him Papa.

Why Nancy lost to Dr. Brenner

Nancy was next, with a real gap: 5.13 to 4.56. The split: Dr. Brenner collects 2.25 on control, and Nancy answers with discipline at 2.70. Eleven (El) sits 0.65 behind that at 77%.

Nancy Wheeler, for the record: In season four she teams up with Robin to track Vecna and gets pulled into his visions herself.

And Eleven (El): The girl from the lab who moves things with her mind and is learning to be normal. Your power is huge, but the hardest thing for you is simply trusting people.

  1. Dr. Brenner90%
  2. Nancy Wheeler84%
  3. Eleven (El)77%
  4. Jim Hopper76%

7th of 33 on the Dr. Brenner list

Jeff Bezos is 7th of the 33 famous charts that land Dr. Brenner, with 5.13 points: Morgan Wallen is just above at 5.38, Miniminter just below at 5.13. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Jul (19 of 20 traits within a point), and Stranger Things gives that chart Murray Bauman.

Mars and Jupiter with no major aspects: 6 of 750

Mars and Jupiter with no major aspects: 6 of 750 famous charts have it; Stamina at 10/10 ranks 12th of 750, thanks to earth and Saturn in its home sign. Rare charts also get an item in Stranger Things, and next to Dr. Brenner this one gets Radio on the roof.

Dr. Brenner’s Stranger Things sheet: Darkness of the Upside Down

Role in Hawkins: Darkness of the Upside Down, 0.13 clear of Protective Grown-Up, on ambition, the fixed cross.

  • Home base: Hopper’s cabin in the woods

Jeff Bezos in other fandoms

Stranger Things ranks 3rd of Jeff Bezos’s 15 fandom results: President Snow in The Hunger Games tops the list at 92%, Jason Grace in Percy Jackson closes it at 68%.

More about Jeff Bezos

Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Jeff Bezos as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

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