Wednesday · born February 5, 1985 · Sun 16° Aquarius
Which Wednesday Character Is Cristiano Ronaldo?
NEBO reads Cristiano Ronaldo’s public birth date as Mars in Aries, Venus in Aries and Moon in Leo, and in Wednesday that combination lands Lurch.
Lurch is the Addams family’s giant, silent butler, who has served the family for longer than anyone remembers.
One syllable does the whole job
Ronaldo's Siu celebration, first performed on August 7, 2013, boils down to one syllable from the Portuguese for yes. Lurch works in the same register: asked in the car to pass a message to Wednesday's parents, he answers with a grunt, and when Gomez praises the roadkill pot pie in season 2, he growls. The chart gives both a Leo Moon.
Strength carries Lurch here
Strength is most of this result: 2.00 of the 3.50 profile points Lurch collects on this chart (8/10, 55th of 750, built on Mars in its home sign and fire). The rest of Lurch’s score comes from stamina (1.50). Lurch’s other line, silence, scores nothing here.
Moon in Leo, shared with Lurch
- Sun: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Aquarius1.1×
- Moon: Lurch Leo, this chart Leo1.6×
- Mercury: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Aquarius0.8×
- Venus: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Aries1.4×
- Mars: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Aries1.9×
Same Moon as NEBO’s Lurch chart: Leo. Wants the credit (Season 2, Episode 6, "Woe Thyself"): He serves the family a roadkill pot pie. Gomez praises it, "Bravo, Lurch. You have outdone yourself," and Lurch growls with pleasure.
Lurch has Mercury in Sagittarius, this chart Aquarius. Answers in one grunt (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): In the car to Nevermore Wednesday says, "Lurch, please remind my parents that I'm no longer speaking to them." Lurch grunts.
Lurch has Venus in Capricorn, this chart Aries. Ready when called (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): At the school gates Morticia turns to him: "Lurch, the crystal ball, please." He's the one she calls on for her last gift to Wednesday.
Lurch, Uncle Fester or someone else: who do you land?
Aries Mars and Leo Moon point at Lurch
810 of the 12,000 test charts landed Lurch, 6.8%. Among those Lurch charts Mars in Aries (hits first) turns up at 1.9× the normal rate and Moon in Leo (wants to be seen when it hurts) at 1.6×, and this chart has both. Lurch’s strongest magnet is Capricorn Mars at 2.7×, and this chart has Aries there.
Uncle Fester finished 0.29 back
Uncle Fester pushed it close, 3.54 against Lurch’s 3.83. The split: Lurch collects 2.00 on strength, and Uncle Fester answers with risk at 2.40. Thing sits 0.10 behind that at 70%. Wednesday Addams topped the raw number at 4.91 against Lurch’s 3.83, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.
Uncle Fester, for the record: Wednesday’s bald uncle, a drifter on the run from the law who’s genuinely thrilled by any adventure.
And Thing: A living hand and an old friend of the Addams family, whom Wednesday’s parents send to Nevermore to keep an eye on Wednesday.
- Lurch76%
- Uncle Fester71%
- Thing70%
- Enid Sinclair68%
41st of 61 on the Lurch list
Cristiano Ronaldo is 41st of the 61 famous charts that land Lurch, with 3.83 points: Toni Kroos is just above at 3.91, The Weeknd just below at 3.83. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Inoxtag (16 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Sheriff Galpin.
Sun sextile Uranus: 21 of 750
Sun sextile Uranus, within a degree of exact, turns up in 21 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as the urge to break the pattern; Venus square Neptune, within a degree of exact, turns up in 21 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as romance with soft focus.
Lurch’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family
On chart alone the outcast gift reads Werewolf, but Lurch’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.
- Home base: Addams Mansion
Cristiano Ronaldo in other fandoms
Wednesday ranks 13th of Cristiano Ronaldo’s 15 fandom results: Darth Maul in Star Wars tops the list at 92%, Katsuki Bakugo in My Hero Academia closes it at 72%.
More about Cristiano Ronaldo
Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Cristiano Ronaldo as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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