Sam Altman

Wednesday · born April 22, 1985 · Sun 2° Taurus

Which Wednesday Character Is Sam Altman?

NEBO reads Sam Altman’s public birth date as Mars in Taurus, Venus in Aries and a Moon in Taurus or Gemini, depending on the hour, and in Wednesday that combination lands Lurch.

Lurch

Lurch is the Addams family’s giant, silent butler, who has served the family for longer than anyone remembers.

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3 lines add up to Lurch

Points spread across Lurch’s profile: stamina 2.00, strength 1.00 and silence 0.70. Stamina reads 8/10, 60th of 750, built on earth and the fixed signs; strength reads 4/10, 550th of 750, built on fire and the fixed signs.

Aries Venus: the placement that leans Lurch

Only Venus leans the way Lurch’s crowd does: Venus in Aries, 1.4× the normal rate in those 810 charts. Astrology’s shorthand for Venus there: falls first, asks later. Lurch’s strongest magnet is Capricorn Mars at 2.7×, and this chart has Taurus there. Mars in Taurus, at 0.6×, argues against Lurch.

Lurch, Sheriff or someone else: who do you land?

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Lurch and this chart: 2 of 5 points in the same element

  1. Sun: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Taurus1.1×
  2. Moon: Lurch Leo, this chart Taurus or Gemini
  3. Mercury: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Aries1.0×
  4. Venus: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Aries1.4×
  5. Mars: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Taurus0.6×

Lurch has Mercury in Sagittarius, this chart Aries: both fire. Answers in one grunt (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): In the car to Nevermore Wednesday says, "Lurch, please remind my parents that I'm no longer speaking to them." Lurch grunts.

Lurch has Mars in Capricorn, this chart Taurus: both earth. Carries the load (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): He drives the family to Nevermore, huge and silent behind the wheel of the hearse-black car, while the Addamses argue in the back.

Lurch has Venus in Capricorn, this chart Aries. Ready when called (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): At the school gates Morticia turns to him: "Lurch, the crystal ball, please." He's the one she calls on for her last gift to Wednesday.

Sheriff finished 0.34 back

Sheriff pushed it close, 3.57 against Lurch’s 3.91. The split: Lurch collects 2.00 on stamina, and Sheriff answers with discipline at 2.00. Agnes DeMille sits 0.33 behind that at 71%. Grandmama Hester Frump topped the raw number at 4.93 against Lurch’s 3.91, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.

Sheriff Galpin, for the record: Jericho’s sheriff, who doesn’t trust Outcasts. Stubborn, blunt and tired, but in the end able to admit the truth.

And Agnes DeMille: Agnes follows her idol around, knows everything about her and dreams of becoming her assistant, which at first doesn’t thrill Wednesday at all.

  1. Lurch83%
  2. Sheriff Galpin77%
  3. Agnes DeMille71%
  4. Morticia Addams69%

39th of 61 on the Lurch list

Sam Altman is 39th of the 61 famous charts that land Lurch, dead level with Riz Ahmed on 3.91 points. Baekhyun leads at 5.41. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Morgan Wallen (17 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Sheriff Galpin.

Sun trine Neptune: 23 of 750

Sun trine Neptune, within a degree of exact, turns up in 23 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as imagination that blurs the edges; 5 planets retrograde at once: 45 of 750 famous charts have it. Rare charts also get an item in Wednesday, and next to Lurch this one gets Fencing Rapier.

Lurch’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family

On chart alone the outcast gift reads Gorgon, but Lurch’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.

  • Home base: Addams Mansion

Sam Altman in other fandoms

Wednesday ranks 9th of Sam Altman’s 15 fandom results: President Snow in The Hunger Games tops the list at 98%, Dragonite in Pokémon closes it at 69%.

More about Sam Altman

Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Sam Altman as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

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