Wednesday · born April 23, 1977 · Sun 3° Taurus
Which Wednesday Character Is John Cena?
NEBO reads John Cena’s public birth date as Mars in Pisces, Venus in Aries and a Moon in Cancer or Gemini, depending on the hour, and in Wednesday that combination lands Lurch.
The lesson here: Loyalty doesn’t need words. Showing up every time is a language too.
3 lines add up to Lurch
Points spread across Lurch’s profile: stamina 1.50, strength 1.25 and silence 0.70. Stamina reads 6/10, 278th of 750, built on earth and the fixed signs; strength reads 5/10, 352nd of 750, built on fire and the fixed signs.
Aries Venus: the placement that leans Lurch
Only Venus leans the way Lurch’s crowd does: Venus in Aries, 1.4× the normal rate in those 810 charts. Astrology’s shorthand for Venus there: falls first, asks later. Lurch’s strongest magnet is Capricorn Mars at 2.7×, and this chart has Pisces there.
Lurch, Pugsley or someone else: who do you land?
No sign or element in common with Lurch
- Sun: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Taurus1.1×
- Moon: Lurch Leo, this chart Cancer or Gemini
- Mercury: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Taurus0.9×
- Venus: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Aries1.4×
- Mars: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Pisces0.9×
Lurch has Sun in Sagittarius, this chart Taurus. Sagittarius says it plainly. When Gomez is relaxing with a nightcap, Lurch bursts in growling, and nobody has to ask what he thinks.
Lurch has Venus in Capricorn, this chart Aries. Capricorn Venus loves through service. Morticia says the car is packed and the family must be off, and the car is packed.
Lurch has Mars in Capricorn, this chart Pisces. Capricorn Mars is endurance. When Wednesday collapses at the Founder's Pyre, it is Lurch who carries her out.
Why Pugsley lost to Lurch
Pugsley was next, with a real gap: 3.66 to 3.10. The split: Lurch collects 1.50 on stamina, and Pugsley answers with kindness at 1.00. Eugene Ottinger sits 0.05 behind that at 73%. Morticia Addams topped the raw number at 3.83 against Lurch’s 3.66, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.
Pugsley Addams, for the record: Pugsley looks up to his sister and really wants to live up to the Addams name.
And Eugene Ottinger: During a night stakeout in the woods the Hyde attacks him, and he ends up in the hospital for a long time.
- Lurch84%
- Pugsley Addams73%
- Eugene Ottinger73%
- Grandmama Hester Frump72%
45th of 61 on the Lurch list
John Cena is 45th of the 61 famous charts that land Lurch, dead level with Jake Larson on 3.66 points. Baekhyun leads at 5.41. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to David Hume (17 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Lurch too.
Venus trine Saturn: 14 of 750
Venus trine Saturn, about 2° off exact, turns up in 14 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as love treated as a long contract; a T-square with Saturn at the apex: 20 of 750 famous charts have it. Rare charts also get an item in Wednesday, and next to Lurch this one gets Cello.
Lurch’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family
On chart alone the outcast gift reads Gorgon, but Lurch’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.
- Home base: Addams Mansion
John Cena in other fandoms
Wednesday ranks 9th of John Cena’s 15 fandom results: Chiron in Percy Jackson tops the list at 93%, Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games closes it at 58%.
More about John Cena
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about John Cena as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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