Stranger Things · born April 22, 1990 · Sun 2° Taurus
Which Stranger Things Character Is Machine Gun Kelly?
It came down to 0.05 points between Mr. Clarke and Jim Hopper for Machine Gun Kelly’s chart.
Signature move: The acrobat and the flea - Mr. Clarke explains the hardest theory so simply that even a first-grader would get it.
Erudition carries Mr. Clarke here
Erudition is most of this result: 1.75 of the 2.25 profile points Mr. Clarke collects on this chart. The rest of Mr. Clarke’s score comes from faith in students (0.50). Mr. Clarke’s other line, a teacher’s Jupiter, scores nothing here.
Hopper lost by 0.05
Photo finish: Mr. Clarke 3.57, Hopper 3.52. The split: Mr. Clarke collects 1.75 on erudition, and Hopper answers with stamina at 2.25. Lucas Sinclair sits 0.32 behind that at 68%. Dr. Brenner topped the raw number at 4.48 against Mr. Clarke’s 3.57, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.
Jim Hopper, for the record: The police chief with coffee, a hat and a heavy past. You growl at everyone, but you’d walk through hell for your daughter and your people.
And Lucas Sinclair: Fans appreciate him for his realism, his humor and for growing up faster than anyone.
- Mr. Clarke72%
- Jim Hopper71%
- Lucas Sinclair68%
- Murray Bauman67%
Mr. Clarke, Hopper or someone else: who do you land?
2 placements shared with Mr. Clarke: Sun in Taurus and Mercury in Taurus
- Sun: Mr. Clarke Taurus, this chart Taurus2.3×
- Moon: Mr. Clarke Taurus, this chart Pisces or Aries
- Mercury: Mr. Clarke Taurus, this chart Taurus2.4×
- Venus: Mr. Clarke Scorpio, this chart Pisces0.4×
- Mars: Mr. Clarke Taurus, this chart Pisces1.0×
Same Mercury as NEBO’s Mr. Clarke chart: Taurus. Taurus Mercury explains in plain, concrete pictures. For parallel dimensions, he uses an acrobat and a flea.
Mr. Clarke has Venus in Scorpio, this chart Pisces: both water. Takes the weird stuff seriously (Season 1): A group of middle schoolers brings him questions about monsters and other dimensions, and he treats them like real science.
Picks up the phone (Season 1): Dustin calls him at home in the middle of a movie night. Mr. Clarke explains how to build a sensory deprivation tank out of a kiddie pool and salt.
Taurus Mercury and Taurus Sun point at Mr. Clarke
408 of the 12,000 test charts landed Mr. Clarke, 3.4%. Among those Mr. Clarke charts Mercury in Taurus (slow to decide, hard to argue out of it) turns up at 2.4× the normal rate and Sun in Taurus (slow to move, impossible to push) at 2.3×, and this chart has both. That Taurus Mercury is also the single strongest magnet Mr. Clarke has (2.4×). Venus in Pisces, at 0.4×, argues against Mr. Clarke.
28th of 39 on the Mr. Clarke list
Machine Gun Kelly is 28th of the 39 famous charts that land Mr. Clarke, dead level with John Stuart Mill on 3.57 points. Kunno leads at 4.32. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Stephen Curry (14 of 20 traits within a point), and Stranger Things gives that chart Jim Hopper.
Mercury opposite Pluto: 10 of 750
Mercury opposite Pluto, within a degree of exact, turns up in 10 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as a mind that digs until it hits something; Discipline at 10/10 ranks 13th of 750, thanks to earth and Saturn in its home sign.
Mr. Clarke’s Stranger Things sheet: Protective Grown-Up
Role in Hawkins: Protective Grown-Up, 1.41 clear of The Gifted, on stamina, earth.
- Home base: The Byers house
Machine Gun Kelly in other fandoms
Stranger Things ranks 10th of Machine Gun Kelly’s 15 fandom results: Rock Lee in Naruto tops the list at 87%, Sejanus Plinth in The Hunger Games closes it at 65%.
More about Machine Gun Kelly
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Machine Gun Kelly as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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