Wednesday · born April 22, 1990 · Sun 2° Taurus
Which Wednesday Character Is Machine Gun Kelly?
NEBO reads Machine Gun Kelly’s public birth date as Mars in Pisces, Venus in Pisces and a Moon in Pisces or Aries, depending on the hour, and in Wednesday that combination lands Lurch.
Signature move: “You rang?” - one low groan from Lurch and the whole room goes quiet, and anyone bothering the Addamses suddenly remembers they have somewhere else to be.
3 lines add up to Lurch
Points spread across Lurch’s profile: stamina 2.25, strength 1.25 and silence 0.70. Stamina reads 9/10, 19th of 750, built on earth and Saturn in its home sign; strength reads 5/10, 445th of 750, built on the fixed signs and a Sun-Mars aspect.
Lurch against the signs
810 of the 12,000 test charts landed Lurch, 6.8%, and the best overlap with them here is Sun in Taurus at just 1.1×, so Lurch comes from the trait profile rather than the sign list. Lurch’s strongest magnet is Capricorn Mars at 2.7×, and this chart has Pisces there. Venus in Pisces, at 0.4×, argues against Lurch.
Lurch, Sheriff or someone else: who do you land?
No sign or element in common with Lurch
- Sun: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Taurus1.1×
- Moon: Lurch Leo, this chart Pisces or Aries
- Mercury: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Taurus0.9×
- Venus: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Pisces0.4×
- Mars: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Pisces0.9×
Lurch has Mercury in Sagittarius, this chart Taurus. Sagittarius Mercury doesn't dress things up. Wednesday asks him to remind her parents she isn't speaking to them, and he answers with one grunt.
Lurch has Mars in Capricorn, this chart Pisces. Capricorn Mars is endurance. When Wednesday collapses at the Founder's Pyre, it is Lurch who carries her out.
Lurch has Venus in Capricorn, this chart Pisces. Ready when called (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): At the school gates Morticia turns to him: "Lurch, the crystal ball, please." He's the one she calls on for her last gift to Wednesday.
Sheriff finished 0.24 back
Sheriff pushed it close, 4.17 against Lurch’s 4.41. The split: Lurch collects 2.25 on stamina, and Sheriff answers with discipline at 2.50. Xavier Thorpe sits 0.01 behind that at 76%. Morticia Addams topped the raw number at 5.08 against Lurch’s 4.41, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.
Sheriff Galpin, for the record: Fans respect him as one of the few adults who can admit he was wrong.
And Xavier Thorpe: Fans love him for his vulnerability, his talent and for never giving up, even when his feelings go unnoticed.
- Lurch79%
- Sheriff Galpin76%
- Xavier Thorpe76%
- Marilyn Thornhill66%
16th of 61 on the Lurch list
Machine Gun Kelly is 16th of the 61 famous charts that land Lurch, dead level with Joshua on 4.41 points. Baekhyun leads at 5.41. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Elodie (20 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Sheriff Galpin.
Sun sextile Mars: 18 of 750
Sun sextile Mars, within a degree of exact, turns up in 18 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as drive with no off switch; Venus trine Pluto, within a degree of exact, turns up in 19 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as attachment that goes all the way down.
Lurch’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family
On chart alone the outcast gift reads Gorgon, but Lurch’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.
- Home base: Addams Mansion
Machine Gun Kelly in other fandoms
Wednesday ranks 4th of Machine Gun Kelly’s 15 fandom results: Rock Lee in Naruto tops the list at 87%, Sejanus Plinth in The Hunger Games closes it at 65%.
More about Machine Gun Kelly
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Machine Gun Kelly as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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