
Stranger Things · born April 23, 1977 · Sun 3° Taurus
Which Stranger Things Character Is John Cena?
It came down to 0.07 points between Mr. Clarke and Barb Holland for John Cena’s chart.
Scott Clarke teaches science at Hawkins Middle and runs the AV club, where the Party hangs out after class.
Erudition carries Mr. Clarke here
Only one line pays out for Mr. Clarke: erudition, 2.25 profile points. Mr. Clarke’s other lines, faith in students and a teacher’s Jupiter, score nothing here.
Barb lost by 0.07
Photo finish: Mr. Clarke 3.57, Barb 3.50. The split: Mr. Clarke collects 2.25 on erudition, and Barb answers with good sense at 1.75. Lucas Sinclair sits 0.17 behind that at 82%.
Barb Holland’s signature move: The voice of reason - Barb is the first to tell her friend she’s losing herself, and she isn’t afraid to be the awkward one.
Lucas Sinclair’s signature move: The wrist rocket - Lucas hits the target from a distance and rigs a trap while everyone else is just running and screaming.
- Mr. Clarke86%
- Barb Holland85%
- Lucas Sinclair82%
- Nancy Wheeler77%
Mr. Clarke, Barb or someone else: who do you land?
2 placements shared with Mr. Clarke: Sun in Taurus and Mercury in Taurus
- Sun: Mr. Clarke Taurus, this chart Taurus2.3×
- Moon: Mr. Clarke Taurus, this chart Cancer or Gemini
- Mercury: Mr. Clarke Taurus, this chart Taurus2.4×
- Venus: Mr. Clarke Scorpio, this chart Aries0.9×
- Mars: Mr. Clarke Taurus, this chart Pisces1.0×
Same Mercury as NEBO’s Mr. Clarke chart: Taurus. Taurus Mercury explains in plain, concrete pictures. For parallel dimensions, he uses an acrobat and a flea.
Mr. Clarke has Venus in Scorpio, this chart Aries. Scorpio Venus is quietly loyal. He is the adult the Party trusts with their strangest questions.
Mr. Clarke has Mars in Taurus, this chart Pisces. Taurus Mars works slowly and steadily. He gives the kids the tools and lets them do the work.
Taurus Mercury and Taurus Sun point at Mr. Clarke
408 of the 12,000 test charts landed Mr. Clarke, 3.4%. Among those Mr. Clarke charts Mercury in Taurus (slow to decide, hard to argue out of it) turns up at 2.4× the normal rate and Sun in Taurus (slow to move, impossible to push) at 2.3×, and this chart has both. That Taurus Mercury is also the single strongest magnet Mr. Clarke has (2.4×).
25th of 39 on the Mr. Clarke list
John Cena is 25th of the 39 famous charts that land Mr. Clarke, dead level with Elodie on 3.57 points. Kunno leads at 4.32. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Carlos Alcaraz (16 of 20 traits within a point), and Stranger Things gives that chart Dr. Brenner.
A retrograde Venus: 47 of 750
A retrograde Venus: 47 of 750 famous charts have it; a retrograde Mercury: 158 of 750 famous charts have it. Rare charts also get an item in Stranger Things, and next to Mr. Clarke this one gets Radio on the roof.
Mr. Clarke’s Stranger Things sheet: Protective Grown-Up
Role in Hawkins: Protective Grown-Up, 0.11 clear of Darkness of the Upside Down, on earth.
- Home base: Hopper’s cabin in the woods
John Cena in other fandoms
Stranger Things ranks 5th of John Cena’s 15 fandom results: Chiron in Percy Jackson tops the list at 93%, Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games closes it at 58%.
More about John Cena
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about John Cena as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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