Noah Kahan

Pokémon · born January 1, 1997 · Sun 11° Capricorn

Which Pokémon Is Noah Kahan?

It came down to 0.06 points between Snorlax and Meowth for Noah Kahan’s chart.

Snorlax

Snorlax is a giant that eats mountains of food every day and then falls asleep in the middle of the road so nobody can get around it.

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A long nap before the Hot 100

Stick Season came out on July 8, 2022, and hit its No. 9 Hot 100 peak in April 2024. That is Snorlax scheduling. In Red and Blue, Snorlax blocks the route asleep until a Poké Flute wakes it. Noah Kahan's UK flute was Olivia Rodrigo's cover on BBC Radio 1's Live Lounge, which coincided with the climb from the Top 40 to the Top 10.

In no hurry carries Snorlax here

Only one line pays out for Snorlax: in no hurry, 0.80 profile points. Snorlax’s other line, Taurus, scores nothing here.

Meowth lost by 0.06

Photo finish: Snorlax 2.84, Meowth 2.78. The difference is in no hurry, 0.80 for Snorlax and not on Meowth’s sheet at all. Mimikyu is level with Meowth on the same number.

Meowth, for the record: A Libra Moon wants to be wanted. Meowzie rejects them, but the skills stay.

And Mimikyu: Hates the real one (Pokémon Sun and Moon anime): Jessie's Mimikyu fiercely hates Pikachu, the real one, the one it dreams of resembling.

  1. Snorlax80%
  2. Meowth79%
  3. Mimikyu79%
  4. Gengar77%

Snorlax, Meowth or someone else: who do you land?

Virgo Mars and Capricorn Sun point at Snorlax

318 of the 12,000 test charts landed Snorlax, 2.6%. Among those Snorlax charts Mars in Virgo (wins on preparation) turns up at 2.3× the normal rate and Sun in Capricorn (plays the long game) at 1.8×, and this chart has both. Snorlax’s strongest magnet is Taurus Moon at 6.6×, and this chart has Libra there. Moon in Libra, at 0.4×, argues against Snorlax.

Mars in Virgo, shared with Snorlax

  1. Sun: Snorlax Taurus, this chart Capricorn1.8×
  2. Moon: Snorlax Taurus, this chart Libra0.4×
  3. Mercury: Snorlax Taurus, this chart Capricorn1.4×
  4. Venus: Snorlax Taurus, this chart Sagittarius1.0×
  5. Mars: Snorlax Virgo, this chart Virgo2.3×

Same Mars as NEBO’s Snorlax chart: Virgo. Virgo Mars saves the effort for the right moment. Once they're up, no opponent can move Snorlax.

Snorlax has Mercury in Taurus, this chart Capricorn: both earth. Taurus Mercury takes its time. One slow thing at a time, and the first one is a nap.

Snorlax has Venus in Taurus, this chart Sagittarius. Taurus Venus is pure comfort. Ash's Snorlax first eats an entire island's harvest.

11th of 13 on the Snorlax list

Noah Kahan is 11th of the 13 famous charts that land Snorlax, with 2.84 points: Thomas Hobbes is just above at 3.44, Polo G just below at 2.84. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Lamar Jackson (19 of 20 traits within a point), and Pokémon gives that chart Mimikyu.

Sun conjunct Mercury: 47 of 750

Sun conjunct Mercury, within a degree of exact, turns up in 47 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as ego wired straight into speech; Venus with no major aspects: 57 of 750 famous charts have it. Rare charts also get an item in Pokémon, and next to Snorlax this one gets League Champion badge.

Snorlax’s Pokémon sheet: Normal

On chart alone the type reads Electric, but Snorlax’s own is Normal, and the character’s side wins that call.

  • Poké Ball: Ultra Ball
  • Home region: Kanto

Noah Kahan in other fandoms

Pokémon ranks 10th of Noah Kahan’s 15 fandom results: President Snow in The Hunger Games tops the list at 98%, Ajax Petropolus in Wednesday closes it at 52%.

More about Noah Kahan

Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Noah Kahan as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

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