Wednesday · born January 1, 1997 · Sun 11° Capricorn
Which Wednesday Character Is Noah Kahan?
It came down to 0.03 points between Ajax Petropolus and Agnes DeMille for Noah Kahan’s chart.
Ajax is a laid-back, good-natured and forever slightly spacey guy who thinks more about Enid than about class.
Stuck between seasons, stuck in stone
Stick season, the New England stretch between dropped leaves and settled snow, gave Noah Kahan a whole album title. Ajax Petropolus gets a shorter version. In Friend or Woe he misses the first date with Enid, who assumes she's been ditched. The next episode gives the reason: he looked in a mirror and turned himself to stone.
3 lines add up to Ajax
Points spread across Ajax’s profile: calm 1.75, ease with people 1.00 and earth 0.70. Earth reads earth at 53% of the chart.
Agnes lost by 0.03
Photo finish: Ajax 2.07, Agnes 2.04. The split: Ajax collects 1.75 on calm, and Agnes answers with observation at 0.75. Rowan Laslow sits 0.16 behind that at 49%. Grandmama Hester Frump topped the raw number at 5.38 against Ajax’s 2.07, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.
Agnes DeMille, for the record: Agnes follows her idol around, knows everything about her and dreams of becoming her assistant, which at first doesn’t thrill Wednesday at all.
Rowan Laslow’s signature move: Telekinesis - Rowan can throw people across the woods with a flick of his hand, but every use leaves him short of breath.
- Ajax Petropolus52%
- Agnes DeMille52%
- Rowan Laslow49%
- Sheriff Galpin40%
Ajax, Agnes or someone else: who do you land?
Ajax and this chart: 3 of 5 points in the same element
- Sun: Ajax Taurus, this chart Capricorn2.1×
- Moon: Ajax Taurus, this chart Libra0.9×
- Mercury: Ajax Taurus, this chart Capricorn2.0×
- Venus: Ajax Aries, this chart Sagittarius1.0×
- Mars: Ajax Aries, this chart Virgo1.0×
Ajax has Venus in Aries, this chart Sagittarius: both fire. Aries Venus asks straight out. "Hey, so you want to meet up behind the greenhouse tonight?" Enid says, "Yes. Yes, I do."
Ajax has Moon in Taurus, this chart Libra. Taurus Moon stays put and hates being embarrassed. He misses their first date, and the real reason is too awkward to say until later.
Ajax has Mercury in Taurus, this chart Capricorn: both earth. Deadpan first line (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): He takes one look at Wednesday and says, "You're in black and white. Like a living Instagram filter."
Capricorn Sun and Capricorn Mercury point at Ajax
431 of the 12,000 test charts landed Ajax, 3.6%. Among those Ajax charts Sun in Capricorn (plays the long game) turns up at 2.1× the normal rate and Mercury in Capricorn (says less and means it) at 2.0×, and this chart has both. Ajax’s strongest magnet is Taurus Sun at 4.0×, and this chart has Capricorn there.
29th of 36 on the Ajax list
Noah Kahan is 29th of the 36 famous charts that land Ajax, with 2.07 points: MrBeast is just above at 2.09, Bedoes just below at 2.05. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Lamar Jackson (19 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Ajax too.
4 planets stacked in Capricorn: 21 of 750
4 planets stacked in Capricorn: 21 of 750 famous charts have it; Ambition at 9/10 ranks 22nd of 750, thanks to the cardinal signs. Rare charts also get an item in Wednesday, and next to Ajax this one gets Fencing Rapier.
Ajax’s Wednesday sheet: Gorgon
Outcast Gift: Gorgon, 0.52 clear of Vampire, on earth, calm.
- Home base: Addams Mansion
Noah Kahan in other fandoms
Wednesday is the weakest of Noah Kahan’s 15 fandom results, and the chart fits President Snow in The Hunger Games far better, 98%.
More about Noah Kahan
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Noah Kahan as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
Updated
Unofficial fan content for fun. Characters belong to their respective owners; famous people are matched by their public birth date only and are not involved with NEBO. Celebrities in fandoms
NEBO is for entertainment and self-reflection, not medical, psychological or financial advice.
TermsPrivacyImpressumCelebrity birth chartsZodiac signsFandom quizzesZodiac compatibility2027 HoroscopeCelebrity birthdays© 2026 NEBO LABS LLC