Noah Kahan

Stranger Things · born January 1, 1997 · Sun 11° Capricorn

Which Stranger Things Character Is Noah Kahan?

NEBO reads Noah Kahan’s public birth date as Mars in Virgo, Venus in Sagittarius and Moon in Libra, and in Stranger Things that combination lands Vecna.

Vecna

In season four he sends teenagers visions of their worst fears, and every victim hears the chiming of an old grandfather clock.

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Vecna without a single profile hit

None of the 3 lines NEBO lists for Vecna score on this chart. What tips it is the calibration that keeps any one character from swallowing the Stranger Things cast, on top of the 20 traits. 2 of Vecna’s darker lines also scored: fictional villain math, no claim about Noah Kahan.

Capricorn Sun and Capricorn Mercury point at Vecna

361 of the 12,000 test charts landed Vecna, 3.0%. Among those Vecna charts Sun in Capricorn (plays the long game) turns up at 2.1× the normal rate and Mercury in Capricorn (says less and means it) at 2.0×, and this chart has both. That Capricorn Sun is also the single strongest magnet Vecna has (2.1×).

Vecna, Dr. Brenner or someone else: who do you land?

2 placements shared with Vecna: Sun in Capricorn and Mercury in Capricorn

  1. Sun: Vecna Capricorn, this chart Capricorn2.1×
  2. Moon: Vecna Aries, this chart Libra1.0×
  3. Mercury: Vecna Capricorn, this chart Capricorn2.0×
  4. Venus: Vecna Virgo, this chart Sagittarius1.5×
  5. Mars: Vecna Sagittarius, this chart Virgo1.2×

Vecna has Mars in Sagittarius, this chart Virgo. Sagittarius Mars thinks big and never stops at one target. He is playing for something far bigger than one victim at a time.

Also shared: Capricorn. The clock first, then the kill (Season 4, episode 1): Chrissy Cunningham is in Eddie's trailer when a clock starts to chime. Then her body lifts and breaks. It is the first sign of a pattern he repeats every time.

Also shared: Capricorn. Quiet, exact, in no hurry (Season 4, episode 4): He gets into Max's head and names exactly what she blames herself for, without raising his voice. Only a song she loves pulls her out.

Dr. Brenner finished 0.35 back

Dr. Brenner pushed it close, 3.43 against Vecna’s 3.78. Dr. Brenner’s own best line, control, pays 1.25 and it wasn’t enough. Erica Sinclair sits 0.37 behind that at 76%.

Dr. Brenner, for the record: Martin Brenner is the scientist who runs the secret experiments at Hawkins Lab and raises gifted kids as test subjects.

And Erica Sinclair: Lucas’s little sister, who loves capitalism, ice cream and a perfectly aimed comeback.

  1. Vecna90%
  2. Dr. Brenner84%
  3. Erica Sinclair76%
  4. Barb Holland76%

16th of 35 on the Vecna list

Noah Kahan is 16th of the 35 famous charts that land Vecna, dead level with Nick DiGiovanni on 3.78 points. Bukayo Saka leads at 4.78. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Dylan Mulvaney (19 of 20 traits within a point), and Stranger Things gives that chart Barb Holland.

Mars on the last degree of its sign: 19 of 750

Mars on the last degree of its sign: 19 of 750 famous charts have it; Mars opposite Saturn, about 2° off exact, turns up in 19 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as effort with the handbrake half on. Rare charts also get an item in Stranger Things, and next to Vecna this one gets Frozen waffles.

Vecna’s Stranger Things sheet: Darkness of the Upside Down

Role in Hawkins: Darkness of the Upside Down, 0.08 clear of Rebel, on ambition, the fixed cross.

  • Home base: Hopper’s cabin in the woods

Noah Kahan in other fandoms

Stranger Things ranks 2nd of Noah Kahan’s 15 fandom results: President Snow in The Hunger Games tops the list at 98%, Ajax Petropolus in Wednesday closes it at 52%.

More about Noah Kahan

Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Noah Kahan as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

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