Pokémon · born April 23, 1977 · Sun 3° Taurus
Which Pokémon Is John Cena?
15 of the 750 famous birth charts NEBO tracks land Slowpoke in Pokémon, and the strongest fit of them is John Cena’s.
In Gold and Silver Team Rocket cut off Slowpoke tails because they’re considered a delicacy - luckily, they grow back.
Cool head carries Slowpoke here
A cool head is most of this result: 2.40 of the 2.64 profile points Slowpoke collects on this chart. The rest of Slowpoke’s score comes from water (0.24). One of Slowpoke’s darker lines also scored: fictional villain math, no claim about John Cena.
Mars in Pisces, shared with Slowpoke
- Sun: Slowpoke Scorpio, this chart Taurus1.9×
- Moon: Slowpoke Taurus, this chart Cancer or Gemini
- Mercury: Slowpoke Scorpio, this chart Taurus1.4×
- Venus: Slowpoke Scorpio, this chart Aries1.4×
- Mars: Slowpoke Pisces, this chart Pisces1.6×
Same Mars as NEBO’s Slowpoke chart: Pisces. Tails grow back (Pokémon Gold and Silver): In Gold and Silver, Team Rocket cuts off Slowpoke tails because they're considered a delicacy. Luckily the tails grow back.
Slowpoke has Sun in Scorpio, this chart Taurus. Scorpio looks calm and misses nothing. Slowpoke feels pain a few seconds after the hit and still smiles.
A Taurus Moon sits and enjoys it. Slowpoke fishes by dipping the tail into the water.
Slowpoke, Onix or someone else: who do you land?
Taurus Sun and Pisces Mars point at Slowpoke
362 of the 12,000 test charts landed Slowpoke, 3.0%. Among those Slowpoke charts Sun in Taurus (slow to move, impossible to push) turns up at 1.9× the normal rate and Mars in Pisces (moves like water, around the wall) at 1.6×, and this chart has both. Slowpoke’s strongest magnet is Scorpio Sun at 2.8×, and this chart has Taurus there.
Onix finished 0.25 back
Onix pushed it close, 3.24 against Slowpoke’s 3.49. The split: Slowpoke collects 2.40 on a cool head, and Onix answers with strength at 1.50. Mew sits 0.32 behind that at 78%.
Onix, for the record: According to the Pokédex, Onix has a magnet in its brain that helps it stay on course underground.
And Mew: Taurus Mars doesn't give way. In the first film Mew goes toe to toe with Mewtwo.
- Slowpoke86%
- Onix82%
- Mew78%
- Blastoise77%
John Cena tops the Slowpoke list
15 of 750 famous charts land Slowpoke, and John Cena’s is the strongest fit of them, 3.49 points, ahead of Achraf Hakimi at 3.28. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to David Hume (17 of 20 traits within a point), and Pokémon gives that chart Bulbasaur.
Venus trine Saturn: 14 of 750
Venus trine Saturn, about 2° off exact, turns up in 14 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as love treated as a long contract; a T-square with Saturn at the apex: 20 of 750 famous charts have it. Rare charts also get an item in Pokémon, and next to Slowpoke this one gets Mega Stone.
Slowpoke’s Pokémon sheet: Psychic
On chart alone the type reads Grass, but Slowpoke’s own is Psychic, and the character’s side wins that call.
- Poké Ball: Ultra Ball
- Home region: Kanto
John Cena in other fandoms
Pokémon ranks 4th of John Cena’s 15 fandom results: Chiron in Percy Jackson tops the list at 93%, Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games closes it at 58%.
More about John Cena
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about John Cena as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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