Stranger Things · born February 5, 1985 · Sun 16° Aquarius
Which Stranger Things Character Is Cristiano Ronaldo?
NEBO reads Cristiano Ronaldo’s public birth date as Mars in Aries, Venus in Aries and Moon in Leo, and in Stranger Things that combination lands Dr. Brenner.
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Control carries Dr. Brenner here
Only one line pays out for Dr. Brenner: control, 1.25 profile points. Dr. Brenner’s other line, a strong Saturn, scores nothing here. One of Dr. Brenner’s darker lines also scored: fictional villain math, no claim about Cristiano Ronaldo.
Leo Moon: the placement that leans Dr. Brenner
Only Moon leans the way Dr. Brenner’s crowd does: Moon in Leo, 1.5× the normal rate in those 625 charts. Astrology’s shorthand for Moon there: wants to be seen when it hurts. Dr. Brenner’s strongest magnet is Taurus Sun at 1.7×, and this chart has Aquarius there. Mercury in Aquarius, at 0.4×, argues against Dr. Brenner.
Dr. Brenner, Vecna or someone else: who do you land?
No sign or element in common with Dr. Brenner
- Sun: Dr. Brenner Taurus, this chart Aquarius1.0×
- Moon: Dr. Brenner Taurus, this chart Leo1.5×
- Mercury: Dr. Brenner Capricorn, this chart Aquarius0.4×
- Venus: Dr. Brenner Virgo, this chart Aries1.2×
- Mars: Dr. Brenner Gemini, this chart Aries1.1×
Dr. Brenner has Venus in Virgo, this chart Aries. Everything labeled and filed (Season 1): Every child at Hawkins Lab has a number tattooed on a wrist. Eleven is 011. To him they are subjects, not names.
Dr. Brenner has Mars in Gemini, this chart Aries. Opens the door and walks away (Season 1): To learn what is out there, he has Eleven reach through to the Upside Down in a test. That is the contact that opens the gate.
Dr. Brenner has Sun in Taurus, this chart Aquarius. Taurus digs in. Brenner keeps the lab on one method for years, and the kids who grow up in it call him Papa.
Vecna finished 0.11 back
Vecna pushed it close, 4.03 against Dr. Brenner’s 4.14. The difference is control, 1.25 for Dr. Brenner and not on Vecna’s sheet at all. Robin Buckley sits 0.06 behind that at 83%.
Vecna, for the record: Henry Creel is a kid with a strange power who decided early on that people and their rules were a lie and that the world needed to be remade.
And Robin Buckley: A band nerd who works with Steve at the Scoops Ahoy ice cream parlor and cracks a secret Russian message just because she loves languages.
- Dr. Brenner86%
- Vecna84%
- Robin Buckley83%
- Suzie80%
30th of 33 on the Dr. Brenner list
Cristiano Ronaldo is 30th of the 33 famous charts that land Dr. Brenner, with 4.14 points: Leo XIV is just above at 4.18, Noah Centineo just below at 3.93. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Megan Thee Stallion (15 of 20 traits within a point), and Stranger Things gives that chart Suzie.
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Mars square Neptune: 16 of 750
Mars square Neptune, within a degree of exact, turns up in 16 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as force that works in fog; Jupiter on the last degree of its sign: 18 of 750 famous charts have it.
Dr. Brenner’s Stranger Things sheet: Darkness of the Upside Down
On chart alone the role in hawkins reads Rebel, but Dr. Brenner’s own is Darkness of the Upside Down, and the character’s side wins that call.
- Home base: Starcourt Mall
Cristiano Ronaldo in other fandoms
Stranger Things ranks 4th of Cristiano Ronaldo’s 15 fandom results: Darth Maul in Star Wars tops the list at 92%, Katsuki Bakugo in My Hero Academia closes it at 72%.
More about Cristiano Ronaldo
Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Cristiano Ronaldo as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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