Harry Potter · born January 12, 1964 · Sun 21° Capricorn

Which Hogwarts House Is Jeff Bezos?

It came down to 0.05 points between Draco Malfoy and Lord Voldemort for Jeff Bezos’s chart.

Draco MalfoySlytherin

Heir to the pureblood Malfoys, a Slytherin and Harry’s main school rival, who picks contempt over friendship from day one.

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Capricorn or Scorpio carries Draco here

Capricorn or Scorpio is most of this result: 0.70 of the 1.27 profile points Draco collects on this chart (Sun in Capricorn, Mercury in Capricorn). The rest of Draco’s score comes from earth (0.57). Draco’s other line, Saturn on the Moon, scores nothing here.

Lord Voldemort lost by 0.05

Photo finish: Draco 2.00, Lord Voldemort 1.95. The difference is Capricorn or Scorpio, 0.70 for Draco and not on Lord Voldemort’s sheet at all. Bellatrix Lestrange sits 0.04 behind that at 75%. Dolores Umbridge topped the raw number at 2.97 against Draco’s 2.00, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.

Lord Voldemort, for the record: Tom Riddle, an orphan from a Muggle orphanage, who opens the Chamber of Secrets while still at school and learns how to split his soul into Horcruxes.

Bellatrix Lestrange’s lesson: Bellatrix is an example of what happens when feelings completely shut off reason and conscience. She teaches you: choose carefully what you give all of yourself to, because boundless devotion turns a person into a weapon.

  1. Draco Malfoy77%
  2. Lord Voldemort76%
  3. Bellatrix Lestrange75%
  4. Newt Scamander75%

Draco, Lord Voldemort or someone else: who do you land?

Draco and this chart: 2 of 5 points in the same element

  1. Sun: Draco Gemini, this chart Capricorn4.2×
  2. Moon: Draco Pisces, this chart Sagittarius or Capricorn
  3. Mercury: Draco Cancer, this chart Capricorn2.5×
  4. Venus: Draco Gemini, this chart Aquarius1.6×
  5. Mars: Draco Virgo, this chart Capricorn1.0×

Draco has Venus in Gemini, this chart Aquarius: both air. Friendship as a deal (Philosopher's Stone): On the train he offers Harry his hand and tells him some wizarding families are much better than others. Harry says he can tell the wrong sort for himself, thanks.

Draco has Mars in Virgo, this chart Capricorn: both earth. Hunts rule-breakers (Philosopher's Stone): He finds out about Hagrid's dragon and sneaks out at night to catch Harry in the act. McGonagall catches him first and gives him detention.

Draco has Sun in Gemini, this chart Capricorn. Talks before he knows you (Philosopher's Stone): Madam Malkin's, before school starts. He talks at Harry about brooms, Quidditch and houses, and only asks his surname at the very end.

Capricorn Sun and Capricorn Mercury point at Draco

363 of the 12,000 test charts landed Draco, 3.0%. Among those Draco charts Sun in Capricorn (plays the long game) turns up at 4.2× the normal rate and Mercury in Capricorn (says less and means it) at 2.5×, and this chart has both. That Capricorn Sun is also the single strongest magnet Draco has (4.2×).

7th of 38 on the Draco list

Jeff Bezos is 7th of the 38 famous charts that land Draco, with 2.00 points: Lewis Hamilton is just above at 2.31, Dominic Fike just below at 2.00. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Mac Miller (19 of 20 traits within a point), and Harry Potter gives that chart Newt Scamander.

Mars and Jupiter with no major aspects: 6 of 750

Mars and Jupiter with no major aspects: 6 of 750 famous charts have it; Stamina at 10/10 ranks 12th of 750, thanks to earth and Saturn in its home sign.

Draco’s Harry Potter sheet: Slytherin

House: Slytherin, 0.04 clear of Hufflepuff, on Scorpio or Capricorn, water and earth.

  • Wand: dragon heartstring, 12.6 in
  • Best subject: Herbology
  • Weakest subject: Astronomy

Jeff Bezos in other fandoms

Harry Potter ranks 9th of Jeff Bezos’s 15 fandom results: President Snow in The Hunger Games tops the list at 92%, Jason Grace in Percy Jackson closes it at 68%.

More about Jeff Bezos

Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Jeff Bezos as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

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