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Gemini · by personality

Dark Souls · Rogues

Patches: zodiac sign and birth chart

Patches has no canon birthday. The Dark Souls games give none, and Lordran has no Earth calendar. Read from his personality, he's a Gemini: Sun, Moon, rising, Mercury and Venus all in the sign of the two-faced charmer. A Pisces Mars supplies the excuses.

  • SunGemini
  • MoonGemini
  • RisingGemini
  • MercuryGemini
  • VenusGemini
  • MarsPisces
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SourceNo canon birthday: the Dark Souls games give Patches no date, and Lordran has no Earth calendar. The chart is NEBO's take, read from his personality.

Birth chart

Patches's chart at a glance

No canon birthday, so this is NEBO's take, read from his character.

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  • Fire0
  • Earth0
  • Air5
  • Water1
  • Mostly air. 5 of his 6 placements are air signs.
  • Double Gemini. Sun and Moon in the same sign, about 1 in 12 people have that.
  • About 1 in 32 birthdays get Patches in the app's Dark Souls world.
  • Other Geminis here: Ornstein.

NEBO's take

No birthday in canon. His personality says Gemini.

We ran Patches through the same model that matches people to characters in the app, and looked at which chart gets him most often. It reads him as air first: quick, charming and never short of an excuse.

Canon

No canon birthdayNever given in the games

NEBO's take

Gemini SunRead from his personality
  • Sun CanonNot in canonNEBO's takeGemini

    Gemini wears two faces. Patches is a friend one minute and a trap the next.

  • Moon CanonNot in canonNEBO's takeGemini

    A Gemini Moon changes the story fast. He can talk his way out of anything.

  • Rising CanonNo birth timeNEBO's takeGemini

    No birth time in canon. First impression: a friendly bald man with a smile that seems a bit too wide.

  • Mercury CanonNot in canonNEBO's takeGemini

    Gemini Mercury never stops talking. Excuses, trade offers and apologies come in one breath.

  • Venus CanonNot in canonNEBO's takeGemini

    Gemini Venus loves the game. He enjoys the trick as much as the result.

  • Mars CanonNot in canonNEBO's takePisces

    Pisces Mars acts sneaky. His Pit Kick makes you rage and laugh.

What canon does give: a bald trickster who sets traps for travelers and then apologizes. A Gemini answer is to be a villain and a friend in the same sentence.

How he shows up

Why he's like this

Gemini is the sign of wit, tricks and talking your way out. Patches hits every one of them, in scenes players know by heart.

  • CoreGemini Sun

    Friend, then trap

    He leads you on, then kicks you into a pit and locks you away, and later sincerely apologizes.

    Dark Souls, Lordran

  • MindMercury in Gemini

    Excuses and offers

    Afterward he explains that it was nothing personal and offers to trade.

    Dark Souls, Lordran

  • FeelingsGemini Moon

    Back again

    He turns up in several games of the series, always as the same friendly, scheming rogue.

    Dark Souls series

  • In a fightMars in Pisces

    The Pit Kick

    His classic sneaky move sends you down into the dark and makes you want to rage and laugh.

    Dark Souls, Lordran

Your turn

Which Dark Souls character are you?

Pick your birthday. Your Sun sign gives a first answer right here, then the app reads your whole chart.

Chemistry

Who Patches clicks with, and who he clashes with

Read from the charts on their pages. The plot may disagree.

Pick a side

Are you more Patches or Solaire?

Your birthday settles it. The app reads your whole chart and tells you who you really get.

Similar charts

Who else has Patches's chart

Patches in real life

The app casts Just Riadh (Cancer), Han (Virgo) and Steve Lacy (Gemini) as Patches: Steve Lacy shares his Gemini Sun.

Dark Souls

Characters like Patches

Closest charts first: shared signs, same elements.

Which Dark Souls character are you?

Add your birthday and the app finds your Dark Souls character, the bonfire company you'd keep and how close you are to Patches.

Are you Patches? Find your character

Questions

Patches's zodiac sign: what people ask

What zodiac sign is Patches?

Canon never says. The games give Patches no birthday. By personality, NEBO's take is Gemini.

When is Patches's birthday?

It isn't given anywhere in the games. The world runs on its own ages, not Earth dates.

Is Patches a Gemini?

By personality, yes: quick, charming and ready with an excuse. It's NEBO's take, not canon, because no birthday exists.

What is Patches's birth chart?

NEBO's take: Sun, Moon, Mercury and Venus in Gemini, Mars in Pisces, Gemini rising. Read from his personality, not from a canon date.

What element is Patches?

Air. Gemini is an air sign, and 5 of his 6 placements are air too.

Who is Patches most compatible with?

By chart, Gwyndolin, Dusk of Oolacile and Gwyn. Gemini Moon and Libra Moon: they calm down the same way, no translation needed.

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