Shakira

Wednesday · born February 2, 1977 · Sun 13° Aquarius

Which Wednesday Character Is Shakira?

NEBO reads Shakira’s public birth date as Mars in Capricorn, Venus in Aries and a Moon in Cancer or Leo, depending on the hour, and in Wednesday that combination lands Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday Addams

Wednesday wins the Poe Cup, plays cello on the balcony, writes a novel on her typewriter and figures out who’s behind the Hyde.

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Intellect carries Wednesday here

Intellect is most of this result: 2.10 of the 2.80 profile points Wednesday collects on this chart (7/10, 203rd of 750, built on air and strong Mercury aspects). The rest of Wednesday’s score comes from a strong Saturn (0.70). One of Wednesday’s darker lines also scored: fictional villain math, no claim about Shakira.

Sun and Saturn sitting in each other’s signs: 3 of 750

Almost nobody has Sun and Saturn sitting in each other’s signs: 3 of 750 famous charts; a T-square with Uranus at the apex: 6 of 750 famous charts have it.

Wednesday, Uncle Fester or someone else: who do you land?

Sun in Aquarius, shared with Wednesday

  1. Sun: Wednesday Aquarius, this chart Aquarius3.4×
  2. Moon: Wednesday Aquarius, this chart Cancer or Leo
  3. Mercury: Wednesday Aquarius, this chart Capricorn1.8×
  4. Venus: Wednesday Capricorn, this chart Aries1.0×
  5. Mars: Wednesday Aquarius, this chart Capricorn1.1×

Same Sun as NEBO’s Wednesday chart: Aquarius. Settles it her own way (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): She finds Pugsley tied up in a locker and says, "I want names." Her therapist later reads out the result: she dumped piranhas into the school pool.

Wednesday has Mercury in Aquarius, this chart Capricorn. Writes like she talks (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): She devotes an hour a day to her novel. Her therapist mentions three books about a teen detective called Viper De La Muerte. Wednesday blames editors: "short-sighted, fear-based life forms."

Likes being an island (Season 1, Episode 2, "Woe Is the Loneliest Number"): In a session with Dr. Kinbott she says, "I like being an island." Then she adds, "A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks."

Aquarius Sun and Capricorn Mercury point at Wednesday

722 of the 12,000 test charts landed Wednesday, 6.0%. Among those Wednesday charts Sun in Aquarius (allergic to the default option) turns up at 3.4× the normal rate and Mercury in Capricorn (says less and means it) at 1.8×, and this chart has both. That Aquarius Sun is also the single strongest magnet Wednesday has (3.4×).

Why Uncle Fester lost to Wednesday

Uncle Fester was next, with a real gap: 4.32 to 3.36. The split: Wednesday collects 2.10 on intellect, and Uncle Fester answers with risk at 2.40. Lurch sits 0.15 behind that at 71%. Grandmama Hester Frump topped the raw number at 4.78 against Wednesday’s 4.32, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.

Uncle Fester, for the record: An Aries Moon reacts first and worries never. Caught at Willow Hill, he ends up in a straitjacket in a cell with Slurp, and the mood is fine.

And Lurch: Sagittarius Mercury doesn't dress things up. Wednesday asks him to remind her parents she isn't speaking to them, and he answers with one grunt.

  1. Wednesday Addams88%
  2. Uncle Fester73%
  3. Lurch71%
  4. Enid Sinclair69%

17th of 38 on the Wednesday list

Shakira is 17th of the 38 famous charts that land Wednesday, dead level with Miyeon on 4.32 points. Chloë Grace Moretz leads at 5.22. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Blanco (19 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Ajax Petropolus.

Wednesday’s Wednesday sheet: Psychic

On chart alone the outcast gift reads Gorgon, but Wednesday’s own is Psychic, and the character’s side wins that call.

  • Home base: Spiderweb Window Room

Shakira in other fandoms

Wednesday ranks 2nd of Shakira’s 15 fandom results: Keqing in Genshin Impact tops the list at 98%, Padmé Amidala in Star Wars closes it at 61%.

More about Shakira

Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Shakira as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

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