Wednesday · born November 4, 1969 · Sun 12° Scorpio
Which Wednesday Character Is Matthew McConaughey?
NEBO reads Matthew McConaughey’s public birth date as Mars in Capricorn, Venus in Libra and Moon in Virgo, and in Wednesday that combination lands Lurch.
The lesson here: Loyalty doesn’t need words. Showing up every time is a language too.
Saying plenty without saying it
Wednesday asks Lurch to remind her parents she's no longer speaking to them, and the full reply is one grunt. Matthew McConaughey has gone further with silence, or at least the paperwork: among the eight trademark approvals is footage of McConaughey staring into a camera. Lurch has never filed anything, and the grunt remains free to use.
2 lines add up to Lurch
Near-even split across Lurch’s profile: stamina 1.75 and strength 1.50. Stamina reads 7/10, 141st of 750, built on earth and the fixed signs; strength reads 6/10, 238th of 750, built on an exalted Mars and the fixed signs. Only silence stays at zero.
Mars in Capricorn, shared with Lurch
- Sun: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Scorpio1.1×
- Moon: Lurch Leo, this chart Virgo1.2×
- Mercury: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Scorpio0.9×
- Venus: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Libra0.5×
- Mars: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Capricorn2.7×
Same Mars as NEBO’s Lurch chart: Capricorn. Capricorn Mars is endurance. When Wednesday collapses at the Founder's Pyre, it is Lurch who carries her out.
Lurch has Moon in Leo, this chart Virgo. Wants the credit (Season 2, Episode 6, "Woe Thyself"): He serves the family a roadkill pot pie. Gomez praises it, "Bravo, Lurch. You have outdone yourself," and Lurch growls with pleasure.
Lurch has Venus in Capricorn, this chart Libra. Capricorn Venus loves through service. Morticia says the car is packed and the family must be off, and the car is packed.
Lurch, Tyler or someone else: who do you land?
Capricorn Mars: the placement that leans Lurch
Only Mars leans the way Lurch’s crowd does: Mars in Capricorn, 2.7× the normal rate in those 810 charts. Astrology’s shorthand for Mars there: grinds until it’s done. That Capricorn Mars is also the single strongest magnet Lurch has (2.7×). Venus in Libra, at 0.5×, argues against Lurch.
Tyler finished 0.20 back
Tyler pushed it close, 3.26 against Lurch’s 3.46. The split: Lurch collects 1.75 on stamina, and Tyler answers with charisma at 1.25. Xavier Thorpe sits 0.10 behind that at 68%. Morticia Addams topped the raw number at 4.13 against Lurch’s 3.46, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.
Tyler Galpin, for the record: Gemini Mars wins with a quick answer. She offers money for a ride out of town, and he says, "Twenty whole dollars... Tempting, but no."
And Xavier Thorpe: Fans love him for his vulnerability, his talent and for never giving up, even when his feelings go unnoticed.
- Lurch73%
- Tyler Galpin70%
- Xavier Thorpe68%
- Gomez Addams67%
51st of 61 on the Lurch list
Matthew McConaughey is 51st of the 61 famous charts that land Lurch, dead level with Jacksepticeye on 3.46 points. Baekhyun leads at 5.41. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Sean Combs (20 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Lurch too.
A T-square with Mars at the apex: 19 of 750
A T-square with Mars at the apex: 19 of 750 famous charts have it; Mars on the last degree of its sign: 19 of 750 famous charts have it.
Lurch’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family
On chart alone the outcast gift reads Vampire, but Lurch’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.
- Home base: Addams Mansion
Matthew McConaughey in other fandoms
Wednesday ranks 13th of Matthew McConaughey’s 15 fandom results: Winter Soldier in Marvel tops the list at 86%, Toge Inumaki in Jujutsu Kaisen closes it at 64%.
More about Matthew McConaughey
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Matthew McConaughey as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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