Wednesday · born October 28, 1974 · Sun 4° Scorpio
Which Wednesday Character Is Joaquin Phoenix?
NEBO reads Joaquin Phoenix’s public birth date as Mars in Scorpio, Venus in Scorpio and Moon in Aries, and in Wednesday that combination lands Rowan Laslow.
The lesson here: Don’t judge a quiet person too fast. And not every vision means what it seems to.
Intuition carries Rowan here
Intuition is most of this result: 2.00 of the 2.60 profile points Rowan collects on this chart (8/10, 86th of 750, built on water). The rest of Rowan’s score comes from silence (0.60). Rowan’s other line, Moon in Virgo or Pisces, scores nothing here.
Scorpio Sun and Scorpio Venus point at Rowan
477 of the 12,000 test charts landed Rowan, 4.0%. Among those Rowan charts Sun in Scorpio (all or nothing, no small talk) turns up at 2.2× the normal rate and Venus in Scorpio (loves like a locked door) at 2.1×, and this chart has both. Rowan’s strongest magnet is Pisces Moon at 3.5×, and this chart has Aries there. Moon in Aries, at 0.2×, argues against Rowan.
Rowan, Grandmama or someone else: who do you land?
Venus in Scorpio, shared with Rowan
- Sun: Rowan Cancer, this chart Scorpio2.2×
- Moon: Rowan Pisces, this chart Aries0.2×
- Mercury: Rowan Pisces, this chart Libra1.2×
- Venus: Rowan Scorpio, this chart Scorpio2.1×
- Mars: Rowan Pisces, this chart Scorpio1.0×
Same Venus as NEBO’s Rowan chart: Scorpio. Sticks to you (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): Wednesday brushes him off and he doesn't leave. After her "I guarantee you don't," he just keeps talking.
Rowan has Sun in Cancer, this chart Scorpio: both water. Takes it to heart (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): At fencing practice Rowan hurries to the coach: "Coach, Coach, she tripped me." The coach says it was a clean strike, and Bianca says he isn't helpless, he's lazy.
Rowan has Mars in Pisces, this chart Scorpio: both water. Power without a fight (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): In the montage of Wednesday's first days at Nevermore, Rowan shows off his telekinesis.
Grandmama finished 0.10 back
Grandmama pushed it close, 3.03 against Rowan’s 3.13. The split: Rowan collects 2.00 on intuition, and Grandmama answers with ambition at 1.20. Wednesday Addams sits 0.21 behind that at 63%. Pugsley Addams topped the raw number at 4.45 against Rowan’s 3.13, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.
Grandmama Hester Frump, for the record: Fans saw in her where the Addamses got their haughty theatrics from.
And Wednesday Addams: Wednesday wins the Poe Cup, plays cello on the balcony, writes a novel on her typewriter and figures out who’s behind the Hyde.
- Rowan Laslow67%
- Grandmama Hester Frump66%
- Wednesday Addams63%
- Lurch62%
29th of 55 on the Rowan list
Joaquin Phoenix is 29th of the 55 famous charts that land Rowan, dead level with Jaden Smith on 3.13 points. Burna Boy leads at 3.63. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Sakura (17 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Agnes DeMille.
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Luck: 12th of 750 famous charts
Luck at 10/10 ranks 12th of 750, thanks to Jupiter in its home sign and easy Jupiter aspects; Saturn with no major aspects: 23 of 750 famous charts have it.
Rowan’s Wednesday sheet: Psychic
Outcast Gift: Psychic, 0.51 clear of Werewolf, on intuition, water.
- Home base: Jericho Café
Joaquin Phoenix in other fandoms
Wednesday is the weakest of Joaquin Phoenix’s 15 fandom results, and the chart fits Kinji Hakari in Jujutsu Kaisen far better, 88%.
More about Joaquin Phoenix
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Joaquin Phoenix as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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