Michael Jackson

Wednesday · born August 29, 1958 · died June 25, 2009 · Sun 6° Virgo

Which Wednesday Character Is Michael Jackson?

It came down to 0.06 points between Gomez Addams and Tyler Galpin for Michael Jackson’s chart.

Gomez Addams

Signature move: Sword and tango - Gomez fences and dances equally brilliantly, putting his whole heart into every move.

73%match

A dance floor full of the undead

John Landis directed the Thriller short film, which had Michael Jackson dancing with a horde of the undead, and Vincent Price supplied the spoken section on the title track. At the Addams house that passes for a normal evening. Season 2's Call of the Woe finds Gomez and Morticia dancing at home, with a tango on the soundtrack.

Passion carries Gomez here

Passion is most of this result: 2.00 of the 3.60 profile points Gomez collects on this chart. The rest of Gomez’s score comes from charisma (1.25) and fire (0.35).

Tyler lost by 0.06

Photo finish: Gomez 3.39, Tyler 3.34. Both collect the same 1.25 on charisma, so that line settles nothing. The split: Gomez collects 2.00 on passion, and Tyler answers with water at 0.46. Lurch sits 0.06 behind that at 72%. Agnes DeMille topped the raw number at 3.78 against Gomez’s 3.39, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.

Tyler Galpin, for the record: Leo is warm and loyal. After Wednesday runs off from the Harvest Festival, he tells her, "for the record, I believe you."

Lurch’s lesson: Loyalty doesn’t need words. Showing up every time is a language too.

  1. Gomez Addams73%
  2. Tyler Galpin73%
  3. Lurch72%
  4. Enid Sinclair71%

Gomez, Tyler or someone else: who do you land?

2 placements shared with Gomez: Moon in Pisces and Mercury in Leo

  1. Sun: Gomez Leo, this chart Virgo0.6×
  2. Moon: Gomez Pisces, this chart Pisces1.9×
  3. Mercury: Gomez Leo, this chart Leo1.5×
  4. Venus: Gomez Libra, this chart Leo1.1×
  5. Mars: Gomez Libra, this chart Taurus1.0×

Same Mercury as NEBO’s Gomez chart: Leo. Talks in toasts (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): "It's where I met your mother. And we fell in love." Gomez sells Nevermore to a furious Wednesday like a man giving a wedding speech.

Also shared: Pisces. Soft with his kids (Season 2, Episode 7, "Woe Me the Money"): Wednesday is wound up, and he comforts her with a nickname: what has your braids in a twist, my little tempest?

Gomez has Sun in Leo, this chart Virgo. Makes everything a performance (Season 2, Episode 3, "Call of the Woe"): Chaperoning Nevermore's first camping trip, he takes a shower in the cabin with music on. When a long tongue reaches for him through the door, he assumes it's Morticia.

Pisces Moon and Leo Mercury point at Gomez

862 of the 12,000 test charts landed Gomez, 7.2%. Among those Gomez charts Moon in Pisces (no skin between it and the world) turns up at 1.9× the normal rate and Mercury in Leo (talks like it’s a stage) at 1.5×, and this chart has both. Gomez’s strongest magnet is Leo Sun at 2.2×, and this chart has Virgo there. Sun in Virgo, at 0.6×, argues against Gomez.

39th of 48 on the Gomez list

Michael Jackson is 39th of the 48 famous charts that land Gomez, with 3.39 points: Donald Trump is just above at 3.40, Hozier just below at 3.39. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Don Toliver (18 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Eugene Ottinger.

Sun and Mercury sitting in each other’s signs: 9 of 750

Sun and Mercury sitting in each other’s signs: 9 of 750 famous charts have it; 3 planets stacked in Leo: 43 of 750 famous charts have it. Rare charts also get an item in Wednesday, and next to Gomez this one gets Cello.

Gomez’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family

On chart alone the outcast gift reads Jericho Normie, but Gomez’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.

  • Home base: Addams Mansion

Michael Jackson in other fandoms

Wednesday ranks 10th of Michael Jackson’s 15 fandom results: Xiao in Genshin Impact tops the list at 89%, Sejanus Plinth in The Hunger Games closes it at 58%.

More about Michael Jackson

Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Michael Jackson as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

Updated

Unofficial fan content for fun. Characters belong to their respective owners; famous people are matched by their public birth date only and are not involved with NEBO. Celebrities in fandoms