Wednesday · born September 13, 1959 · Sun 20° Virgo
Which Wednesday Character Is Chris Hansen?
NEBO reads Chris Hansen’s public birth date as Mars in Libra, Venus in Virgo and Moon in Aquarius, and in Wednesday that combination lands Sheriff Galpin.
Fans respect him as one of the few adults who can admit he was wrong.
3 lines add up to Sheriff
Points spread across Sheriff’s profile: discipline 2.25, stubbornness 2.00 and the fixed cross 0.45. Discipline reads 9/10, 39th of 750, built on earth and Saturn in its home sign; the fixed cross reads fixed signs at 37% of the chart.
Aquarius Moon: the placement that leans Sheriff
Only Moon leans the way Sheriff’s crowd does: Moon in Aquarius, 2.0× the normal rate in those 534 charts. Astrology’s shorthand for Moon there: steps back to process. That Aquarius Moon is also the single strongest magnet Sheriff has (2.0×).
Sheriff, Thing or someone else: who do you land?
Moon in Aquarius, shared with Sheriff
- Sun: Sheriff Aquarius, this chart Virgo1.3×
- Moon: Sheriff Aquarius, this chart Aquarius2.0×
- Mercury: Sheriff Taurus, this chart Virgo0.8×
- Venus: Sheriff Aquarius, this chart Virgo1.2×
- Mars: Sheriff Cancer, this chart Libra1.0×
Sheriff has Venus in Aquarius, this chart Virgo. Aquarius Venus offers peace in the coolest way possible. He tells her he buried the hatchet with her father and suggests she do the same.
Also shared: Aquarius. Won't be hurried (Season 1, Episode 4, "Woe What a Night"): Wednesday brings him a monster claw and asks for a DNA test. "I'm not playing games, Addams." "Neither am I, Sheriff." Only then does he call for the DNA form.
Sheriff has Mercury in Taurus, this chart Virgo: both earth. Taurus Mercury makes up its mind once. Told she's Gomez's daughter, he decides on the spot that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Thing finished 0.11 back
Thing pushed it close, 3.35 against Sheriff’s 3.46. The split: Sheriff collects 2.25 on discipline, and Thing answers with attention to detail at 2.70. Larissa Weems sits 0.15 behind that at 70%. Grandmama Hester Frump topped the raw number at 4.33 against Sheriff’s 3.46, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.
Thing, for the record: At first she treats him like a spy, but Thing quickly becomes her most loyal sidekick: he tails people, sneaks in anywhere, carries stuff and covers for her.
And Larissa Weems: Sagittarius Moon believes in the school. To the parents on Parents' Weekend: "Nevermore was created as a safe haven for our children to learn and to grow."
- Sheriff Galpin73%
- Thing72%
- Larissa Weems70%
- Enid Sinclair68%
24th of 53 on the Sheriff list
Chris Hansen is 24th of the 53 famous charts that land Sheriff, with 3.46 points: Markiplier is just above at 3.48, Elvis Presley just below at 3.41. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Adele (16 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Yoko Tanaka.
4 planets stacked in Virgo: 6 of 750
4 planets stacked in Virgo: 6 of 750 famous charts have it; Attention to detail at 9/10 ranks 7th of 750, thanks to earth and Mercury in its home sign. Rare charts also get an item in Wednesday, and next to Sheriff this one gets Typewriter.
Sheriff’s Wednesday sheet: Jericho Normie
Outcast Gift: Jericho Normie, 0.06 clear of Gorgon, on flexibility, sober realism.
- Home base: Spiderweb Window Room
Chris Hansen in other fandoms
Wednesday ranks 12th of Chris Hansen’s 15 fandom results: Winter Soldier in Marvel tops the list at 87%, Lucas Sinclair in Stranger Things closes it at 65%.
More about Chris Hansen
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Chris Hansen as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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