Wednesday · born December 18, 1963 · Sun 26° Sagittarius
Which Wednesday Character Is Brad Pitt?
NEBO reads Brad Pitt’s public birth date as Mars in Capricorn, Venus in Capricorn and a Moon in Capricorn or Aquarius, depending on the hour, and in Wednesday that combination lands Lurch.
The Addamses’ giant butler: you stay silent, keep the mansion running and say more with one “You rang?” than others do in an hour.
3 lines add up to Lurch
Points spread across Lurch’s profile: strength 2.00, stamina 2.00 and silence 0.70. Strength reads 8/10, 82nd of 750, built on fire and an exalted Mars; stamina reads 8/10, 58th of 750, built on earth and Saturn in its home sign.
Capricorn Mars and Sagittarius Sun point at Lurch
810 of the 12,000 test charts landed Lurch, 6.8%. Among those Lurch charts Mars in Capricorn (grinds until it’s done) turns up at 2.7× the normal rate and Sun in Sagittarius (needs the horizon and the last word) at 2.1×, and this chart has both. That Capricorn Mars is also the single strongest magnet Lurch has (2.7×).
Lurch, Larissa or someone else: who do you land?
3 placements shared with Lurch: Sun in Sagittarius, Venus in Capricorn and Mars in Capricorn
- Sun: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Sagittarius2.1×
- Moon: Lurch Leo, this chart Capricorn or Aquarius
- Mercury: Lurch Sagittarius, this chart Capricorn1.7×
- Venus: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Capricorn1.8×
- Mars: Lurch Capricorn, this chart Capricorn2.7×
Same Venus as NEBO’s Lurch chart: Capricorn. Has the car ready (Season 2, Episode 1, "Here We Woe Again"): Morticia tells Wednesday, "Darling, Lurch has packed the car. We must be off." Of course he has.
Also shared: Sagittarius. Says it by bursting in (Season 2, Episode 2, "The Devil You Woe"): Lurch growls and bursts into Gomez's room during his nightcap, alarming him. No one has to ask what he wants.
Also shared: Capricorn. Carries the load (Season 1, Episode 1, "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"): He drives the family to Nevermore, huge and silent behind the wheel of the hearse-black car, while the Addamses argue in the back.
Nobody got near Lurch: Larissa is 1.0 back
This wasn’t a contest. Lurch 4.91, second-placed Larissa 3.90. The split: Lurch collects 2.00 on strength, and Larissa answers with leadership at 2.10. Morticia Addams sits 0.32 behind that at 72%. Grandmama Hester Frump topped the raw number at 5.28 against Lurch’s 4.91, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.
Larissa Weems, for the record: Larissa Weems is a shapeshifter who can take on anyone’s appearance, and above all she cares about the school’s reputation and peace with Jericho.
And Morticia Addams: Morticia is flawless in black, calm, mysterious and madly in love with Gomez.
- Lurch90%
- Larissa Weems77%
- Morticia Addams72%
- Wednesday Addams70%
3rd of 61 on the Lurch list
Brad Pitt is 3rd of the 61 famous charts that land Lurch, dead level with Bonez MC on 4.91 points. Baekhyun leads at 5.41. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Judeline (14 of 20 traits within a point), and Wednesday gives that chart Xavier Thorpe.
Venus with no major aspects: 57 of 750
Venus with no major aspects: 57 of 750 famous charts have it; 3 planets stacked in Capricorn: 78 of 750 famous charts have it.
Lurch’s Wednesday sheet: The Addams family
On chart alone the outcast gift reads Vampire, but Lurch’s own is The Addams family, and the character’s side wins that call.
- Home base: Addams Mansion
Brad Pitt in other fandoms
Wednesday ranks 4th of Brad Pitt’s 15 fandom results: Might Guy in Naruto tops the list at 92%, Arataki Itto in Genshin Impact closes it at 65%.
More about Brad Pitt
Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Brad Pitt as a person. Scores include cast calibration.
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