Stranger Things · born July 4, 1995 · Sun 12° Cancer

Which Stranger Things Character Is Post Malone?

Q: Which Stranger Things Character Is Post Malone?

Post Malone would be Mike Wheeler (66% match), going by the public birth date (July 4, 1995).

Q: Who came second for Post Malone in Stranger Things?

Steve Harrington. Photo finish: Mike 2.91, Steve 2.83. The split: Mike collects 2.00 on loyalty to your people, and Steve answers with care at 1.60.

It came down to 0.08 points between Mike Wheeler and Steve Harrington for Post Malone’s chart.

Mike Wheeler

Fans remember him as the kid who’d jump off a cliff for a friend.

66%match

Loyalty to your people carries Mike here

Loyalty to your people is most of this result: 2.00 of the 3.50 profile points Mike collects on this chart. The rest of Mike’s score comes from leadership (1.50). Mike’s other line, sensitive Moon, scores nothing here.

Steve lost by 0.08

Photo finish: Mike 2.91, Steve 2.83. The split: Mike collects 2.00 on loyalty to your people, and Steve answers with care at 1.60. Mr. Clarke sits 0.01 behind that at 65%. Vickie topped the raw number at 4.26 against Mike’s 2.91, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.

Steve Harrington, for the record: In season four he saves his friends in the Upside Down and is still tangled up in his feelings for Nancy.

And Mr. Clarke: To the Party he’s the grown-up who takes their questions seriously, and fans still call him the best teacher on the show.

Mike Wheeler66%
Steve Harrington65%
Mr. Clarke65%
Will Byers64%

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Sun in Cancer, shared with Mike

Sun: Mike Cancer, this chart Cancer2.6×
Moon: Mike Cancer, this chart Virgo or Libra
Mercury: Mike Cancer, this chart Gemini1.3×
Venus: Mike Aries, this chart Gemini1.5×
Mars: Mike Pisces, this chart Virgo1.0×

Mike has Venus in Aries, this chart Gemini. Aries Venus loves out loud. At the Snow Ball he dances with Eleven in front of the whole school.

Mike has Mars in Pisces, this chart Virgo. Pisces Mars fights for other people, not for himself. To keep El hidden, he puts himself in front of every adult who asks questions.

Also shared: Cancer. Takes in the lost (Season 1): A girl turns up in the woods in the rain. Mike doesn't call for help. He takes her home, hides her in the basement and sneaks her food.

Cancer Sun and Gemini Venus point at Mike

308 of the 12,000 test charts landed Mike, 2.6%. Among those Mike charts Sun in Cancer (guards the inner circle) turns up at 2.6× the normal rate and Venus in Gemini (flirts through conversation) at 1.5×, and this chart has both. That Cancer Sun is also the single strongest magnet Mike has (2.6×).

17th of 30 on the Mike list

Post Malone is 17th of the 30 famous charts that land Mike, dead level with Chunkz on 2.91 points. Jacob Elordi leads at 4.01. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Angel Reese (15 of 20 traits within a point), and Stranger Things gives that chart Vickie.

A T-square with Mercury at the apex: 16 of 750

A T-square with Mercury at the apex: 16 of 750 famous charts have it; Mercury square Mars, within a degree of exact, turns up in 19 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as a sharp tongue. Rare charts also get an item in Stranger Things, and next to Mike this one gets Frozen waffles.

Mike’s Stranger Things sheet: Party Member

Role in Hawkins: Party Member, 0.78 clear of The Gifted, on intellect, loyalty to your people.

Home base: The Wheelers’ basement

Post Malone in other fandoms

Stranger Things ranks 14th of Post Malone’s 15 fandom results: Professor X in Marvel tops the list at 84%, Trafalgar Law in One Piece closes it at 63%.