Lady Gaga

Harry Potter · born March 28, 1986 · Sun 7° Aries

Which Hogwarts House Is Lady Gaga?

16 of the 750 famous birth charts NEBO tracks land Molly Weasley in Harry Potter, and the strongest fit of them is Lady Gaga’s.

Molly WeasleyGryffindor

Mother of seven Weasley children and the heart of the Burrow, who knits everyone a Christmas sweater with their first initial and takes Harry in like her own son.

72%match

Mother Monster meets the Weasley jumper

Lady Gaga's fans call Gaga Mother Monster, Gaga calls them Little Monsters, and in 2012 that family name got its own site, LittleMonsters.com. Molly Weasley recruits at a smaller scale. She adds Harry to her knitting pile after Ron mentions he expects no presents, and sends an emerald jumper with a large box of home-made fudge.

Stamina carries Molly here

Stamina is most of this result: 0.60 of the 1.06 profile points Molly collects on this chart (6/10, 288th of 750, built on an easy Saturn and Mars in earth). The rest of Molly’s score comes from water and earth (0.46). Molly’s other lines, Moon in Cancer or Taurus and Moon in the 4th house (home), score nothing here.

Dolores lost by 0.01

Photo finish: Molly 1.38, Dolores 1.37. The difference is stamina, 0.60 for Molly and not on Dolores’s sheet at all. Cho Chang sits 0.15 behind that at 69%. Bellatrix Lestrange topped the raw number at 2.78 against Molly’s 1.38, then lost out to the cast’s gender, age and role rules.

Dolores Umbridge, for the record: Senior Undersecretary to the Minister, who in the fifth book becomes the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and High Inquisitor of Hogwarts.

And Cho Chang: Soft on the outside, brave on the inside: you feel everything at full volume and still go into battle for your people.

  1. Molly Weasley72%
  2. Dolores Umbridge71%
  3. Cho Chang69%
  4. Garrick Ollivander68%

Molly, Dolores or someone else: who do you land?

Aries Sun and Pisces Mercury point at Molly

327 of the 12,000 test charts landed Molly, 2.7%. Among those Molly charts Sun in Aries (starts first, explains later) turns up at 3.0× the normal rate and Mercury in Pisces (thinks in pictures and songs) at 2.0×, and this chart has both. Molly’s strongest magnet is Cancer Moon at 4.6×, and this chart has Scorpio there. Moon in Scorpio, at 0.6×, argues against Molly.

2 placements shared with Molly: Venus in Aries and Mars in Capricorn

  1. Sun: Molly Scorpio, this chart Aries3.0×
  2. Moon: Molly Cancer, this chart Scorpio0.6×
  3. Mercury: Molly Cancer, this chart Pisces2.0×
  4. Venus: Molly Aries, this chart Aries1.7×
  5. Mars: Molly Capricorn, this chart Capricorn1.4×

Same Venus as the chart on Molly’s page: Aries. Aries loves without a filter: she yells at her sons for the flying car, then makes sure Harry gets breakfast.

Also shared: Capricorn. Capricorn fights with discipline. She runs the clean-up of Grimmauld Place like a general, Doxycide in hand.

Molly has Moon in Cancer, this chart Scorpio: both water. Mom to everyone (Philosopher's Stone): Harry's first Christmas at Hogwarts, and a lumpy parcel arrives: a hand-knitted emerald jumper and homemade fudge, from a woman he met once at King's Cross.

Lady Gaga tops the Molly list

16 of 750 famous charts land Molly, and Lady Gaga’s is the strongest fit of them, 1.38 points, ahead of Miley Cyrus at 1.28. The chart closest to this one, trait for trait, belongs to Karina (16 of 20 traits within a point), and Harry Potter gives that chart Molly too.

Sun square Neptune: 18 of 750

Sun square Neptune, about 2° off exact, turns up in 18 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as imagination that blurs the edges; Venus trine Uranus, about 2° off exact, turns up in 18 of 750 famous charts, a pair astrology reads as taste that keeps changing the rules.

Molly’s Harry Potter sheet: Gryffindor

House: Gryffindor, 2.18 clear of Slytherin, on leadership, fire.

  • Wand: dragon heartstring, 10.3 in
  • Best subject: Divination
  • Weakest subject: Astronomy

Lady Gaga in other fandoms

Harry Potter ranks 11th of Lady Gaga’s 15 fandom results: Nezuko Kamado in Demon Slayer tops the list at 86%, Mirko in My Hero Academia closes it at 56%.

More about Lady Gaga

Birth time isn’t public, so this is a noon chart. Astrology for fun: it reads the chart and says nothing about Lady Gaga as a person. Scores include cast calibration.

Updated

Unofficial fan content for fun. Characters belong to their respective owners; famous people are matched by their public birth date only and are not involved with NEBO. Celebrities in fandoms